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A moment passes by, the silence unfilled by April’s laugh, which is confusing to Hannah. Blair’s poems, while objectively terrible, are actually pretty funny. She’s still smiling to herself when April says, “What the hell did you just read me?”
Hannah tucks her phone away after she shoots off a Great work!!! April didn’t like it. text. “A limerick. Blair sends them to me.”
“Blair sends you original poetry?”
“I wouldn’t call them ‘poetry,’ they’re just dirty limericks. But yeah, I guess.”
April’s eyebrows have shot up. “She’s sent you multiple dirty limericks? How frequently does she do this?”
Hannah shrugs. “A few times a week? I don’t really count them.”
“And do all of her limericks involve jokes about anal sex?”
“Only the best ones.”
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Hannah B. and Blair’s relationship over the years, told mostly through text exchanges and bad limericks.
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- Part 2 of Christmas Connections
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24 Nov 2024
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Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
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24 Nov 2024
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Ginny sighed and slumped back in her seat. “You’re letting him win. He’s winning the breakup!”
“Everything you’re saying is ridiculous! You can’t win a breakup.”
“Obviously you can, and Ron is doing it!”
“You’re being childish. Not everything is about winning and losing.”
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Ron and Hermione have recently broken up, and Ginny — concerned for her best friend — has decided that the only thing for Hermione to do now is to date someone new to make Ron jealous. And who better than Hermione’s best friend (and coincidentally Ron’s younger sister) to drive him absolutely mental?
Fake Dating AU
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24 Nov 2024
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April likes control.
But Sterling Wesley barrels into her carefully-constructed world with her big, blinking eyes and her soft lips and her soft hair and her laugh that bubbles up from the tips of her toes and April feels her resolve crumbling through her fingertips.
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24 Nov 2024
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“You really are an awful loser.”
Ava grins again and releases her wrists, smoothing her hands down the insides of Beatrice’s forearms, toward her shoulders, then down until she’s cupping her breasts through her shirt. “Are you complaining about the outcome?”
“No,” Beatrice says, although she could hardly lie about that with the way she’s pressing up into Ava’s hands. “But I am going to punish you for that little stunt later.”
Ava laughs. “I know,” she whispers, delighting in the warm shiver the thought sends down her spine. She leans down and presses a slow kiss to Beatrice’s lips. “But I get to have my way with you first. Totally worth it.”
These two have completely taken over my brain, so here, have thousands of words of smut about it. This one is very, very soft; the second in this series will be significantly filthier.
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- Part 1 of song of songs 4:11
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02 Nov 2024