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I Guess You Were My First Boy Wonder by pissvinegarandacrowbar
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Grayson (Comics)
03 Jul 2019
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Tear out all your tenderness.
Jason Todd is alive. Dick Grayson is not.
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- Part 5 of I guess you were my first boy wonder
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You Wouldn't Do It but I Just Might by pissvinegarandacrowbar for DragonflyxParodies
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
21 Jul 2018
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They keep driving.
Just how far will Dick go for Jason? Just how far will Jason go to keep him?
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i'm selfish, i'm obscene by pissvinegarandacrowbar
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
21 Apr 2017
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porny drabbles from this list for various DCU pairings.
LATEST CHAPTER: Jason Todd/Roy Harper/Koriand'r: Licking your fingers clean of her./Only when I give you permission.
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...Because hate-fucking your dead ex's ex is cheaper than therapy.
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Oh, Pavlova by pissvinegarandacrowbar for girlgamer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
14 Dec 2016
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Jason and Alfred, a quiet, snowy evening, and The Nutcracker.
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I guess you were my first boy wonder by pissvinegarandacrowbar
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Grayson (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days, Under the Red Hood
03 Jul 2019
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Cryptozoology for Dummies: or, Bigfoot is Real and He Sucked My Dick by Catja_Mikhailovic
Fandoms: Veep
23 Feb 2016
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The best possible scenario would be for him to get caught jerking off at work and be thrown in jail for public indecency; that would bring an end to this fugue state and let her off the hook for all this bullshit.
Bookmarked by pissvinegarandacrowbar
01 Nov 2024
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“And…” She held up a hand that quivered slightly. “I’m magic.”
The implication struck him and he only barely managed to keep himself from falling on her, ready to devour her whole.
“You… You don’t know what you’re offering.” Each word was a struggle to get out and his hand became a claw where it was pressed against his chest.
“I know what I’m offering,” she insisted.
“No, you don’t.” He grimaced as another wave hit him, his very bones aching.
“I could devour you,” he warned, pleaded. If she reconsidered, took back her offering, took the choice from him, he wouldn’t have to worry. He couldn’t outright refuse, not with her there, so close, that crackling magic of hers and the heat of her body a waved carrot in front of a hungry maw. The words wouldn’t come. He was only so strong.
She met his gaze, steady, direct. “So devour me.”
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The fact that none of us thought of Sorcerer Tav offering themselves up to magic-starved Gale upsets me. What even are we doing as a fandom.Series
- Part 1 of This Wild, Wild Magic
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When Hermione spends Christmas at the burrow there is fun, a meddling mother figure and not enough beds.
Determined that Hermione will be a Weasley one day, and having finally given up on her getting back together with Ron, Molly Weasley sets her sights on another of her sons for Hermione's future husband.Written for the Hermione's Nook There Was Only One Bed Fest.
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Bookmarked by pissvinegarandacrowbar
18 Dec 2023
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keep your eyes on the trophy by finalizer (orphan_account)
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
05 Jun 2014
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How to get Spider-Man’s attention: a guide by Harry Osborn.
(In which Peter’s really bad at excuses and Harry’s getting a bit desperate.)
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Of Starks and Osborns by queerxqueen
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Jan 2022
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The media has always been wary of Harry Osborn. He grew up as modern royalty, rich and famous and son to a greedy billionaire tech mogul, which didn't paint the most sympathetic picture. He's too posh, too surly, too serious.
And then there is Peter. The orphan kid from Brooklyn Tony Stark adopted as his heir, the charming, upbeat young man with a tragic backstory, with the kind of rags-to-riches story the media fell in love with. He’s a genius, but he’s humble, and he’s handsome, but not in the waifish-Victorian-orphan way that Harry has going for him, but in a classic, American, boy-next-door way.
With a dichotomy like that, with Norman and Tony Stark’s famous feuds back in the nineties, and with Stark Industries and Oscorp being the top tech innovators in the game, it’s only natural that Harry Osborn and Peter Stark be rivals. It's a good story. Harry can't even blame the tabloids. Peter makes sense as the hero, and if that makes Harry the villain, then so be it.
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No superheroes AU where Peter Stark is supposed to be Harry's rival, but Peter Parker has always been something else.