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(love me) as much as your heart can stand by SummerFrost
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
08 May 2021
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Buffy Summers's foolproof plan for being large with the life again:
1. Break up with Spike
2. Spend more time with Willow and Dawnie
3. No, seriously, break up with Spike
4. Poetry??Or: Still aimless after being pulled from Heaven and caught up in a dark sexual affair with Spike, Buffy forms an unlikely online friendship with a sweet, lonely poet named William.
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13 Oct 2024
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He’d sworn, Hermione wet-eyed and delirious with pleasure underneath him, that this was the night he’d finally be inside of her.
Silly of her, to think it’d be that easy.
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07 Oct 2024
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“You do realize,” he spoke measuredly, “how absolutely insane you sound, trying to protect the long-gone virtue of your nearly forty-year-old professor? Who happens to be a werewolf?”
“You’re not my professor. Not anymore.”
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Dirty little Remione one-shot featuring gratuitous use of erotic poetry as foreplay. Canon divergent from the beginning of Deathly Hallows.- Language:
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12 Sep 2024
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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29 Jul 2024
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“Shall we cut the bullshit?” Malfoy asks, face serious and looking rather annoyed.
“Yes, please.”
“One of us has to give you an orgasm. At least one. From what he wrote on the sheet I’m not sure how the magic of the room will interpret it.”
That—that was not what Hermione expected.
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Hermione was just trying to be a good friend, but ends up wrangled into a ridiculous Slytherin party game that she didn't even want to play in the first place. This game might just have her in over her head.
Chaos ensues.
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29 Jun 2024