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The Stars Through the Windshield by pirate_captains_captain_pirates
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Jan 2025
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In 1983, eight-year-old Ed and ten-year-old Stede become best friends. Ed can't bring himself to regret that, not even knowing how it turned out. Maybe that's the hardest part - after growing up together, after falling in love with each other, after Stede left him...and a part of Ed was still happy he'd met Stede Bonnet. And isn't that just the saddest damn thing you've ever heard?
Childhood friends AU, fluff and angst with a happy ending!
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All According to Plan by gaydeviants, pirate_captains_captain_pirates
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Jan 2025
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Blackbeard always has a plan. That's how these things work. And from the moment he met Stede Bonnet, the ending was already decided, the plan was already in motion - but maybe, just maybe, plans can change.
What if Ed really had kissed Stede under the moonlight in s1e5?
This fic contains embedded NSFW gifs!
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Happy New Year, Stede by pirate_captains_captain_pirates
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Jan 2025
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“Listen, man,” Ed said, pointing down at his slippers. “We gotta get you some bunny slippers.”
Stede tilted his head.
“I know where you’re at,” Ed said. “I was, like, just there. And you know what saved my life? You need some useless shit that just makes you happy. It’s a lot easier to make it through the day when I know I’ve got my bunny slippers and my living room is painted a color I actually like, y’know?”
“That doesn’t feel like enough,” Stede said, slowly.
“Nah,” Ed agreed. “But it’s a start. You’ve gotta choose every day to live until you wake up and it doesn’t feel like a choice anymore.”Ed is enjoying the novelty of a quiet New Year's in when there's a surprise knock on the tattoo shop door. Stede is freshly-out, going through it, and just needs a little help. Ed knows well what that's like.
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Just a Taste by pirate_captains_captain_pirates for gentleblahaj
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 Dec 2024
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Ed Teach is used to making do with what little he can get. So, when his roommate-slash-crush, Stede, asks him to pretend to be his boyfriend for office parties when his coworkers become unbearable, what can Ed say but yes? As their ruse deepens, though, will Ed be able to keep his not-at-all pretend crush a secret?
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Homecoming by pirate_captains_captain_pirates for Cxnstellatixns
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Dec 2024
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Since getting together, Ed's noticed that Stede has more than a passing interest in Judaism. Now that Stede's on the path towards conversion, things are smooth, but the peace and happiness threatens to be upended when Stede's parents interrupt their Hanukkah plans. Fortunately, though, Stede's working on coming home to himself.
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Dear Ed, One More Time by pirate_captains_captain_pirates
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2024
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I am my beloved's (and my beloved is mine) by pirate_captains_captain_pirates
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31 Oct 2024
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Ed stops a golden-haired stranger from walking into the sea. Little does he know that this chance encounter will change his life, and the life of the stranger, forever.
Written for the JanuAUry 'Beach' prompt.
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Bookmarked by pirate_captains_captain_pirates
02 Jan 2025
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There’s a bit of concern when he walks in on Iggy basically like…up in Edward’s face, a piece of paper shoved under his nose. He’s a little more concerned when Iggy snarls out, “This is Blackbeard! Not some namby pamby in a silk dressing gown pining for his—”
“Heyyyyyy,” Lucius says awkwardly. Two sets of eyes turn to him, one furious, the other…scared? Is Edward scared of fucking Iggy? Lucius clears his throat, looking between the two of them. Iggy’s got one hand clenched in Edward’s robe near his throat and Edward looks…frozen. “So…this is a weird vibe.”
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What if Lucius had walked in on the "I should have let the English kill you" scene?
Bookmarked by pirate_captains_captain_pirates
15 Dec 2024
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When Ed Teach is 14, he runs away to sea. On Hornigold's boat, he notices a trio of cool older teens, and hopes they'll take him in and teach him some stuff so he doesn't get killed. Proving himself isn't always easy or fun, but he does join their gang and grows up with them.
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Usually, Stede seems to love the dirtiness that comes with their garden (Ed shouldn’t really call it theirs, since his only contribution is to stare at Stede’s flat ass in those fraying overalls, but Stede claims it’s motivating). Where Stede normally gets shivery and upset when faced with dirt, he’ll rummage in the soil with all the joy of an unsupervised three-year-old, albeit with significantly more judgment on how many inches should be between each trellis for the tomatoes. As long as it’s in service of their blossoming yard, Stede is down for any amount of grit and grime.
Except when he isn’t.
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- Part 2 of Growing in the Garden
Bookmarked by pirate_captains_captain_pirates
14 Oct 2024
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In a sleepy English town in the 1980’s Edward Teach co-owns a quaint cosy little coffee shop. He’s pretty happy living his single cat dad life until a certain golden haired, dimple cheeked Stede Bonnet comes into the shop.