17 Works by pintpotjudas
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What you think about when you're holding a fish by pintpotjudas
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Oct 2023
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Ed's having some thoughts.
Set during the kiss in episode 2.5 so obviously there are spoilers.
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Just Eddie, musing on hair. And lesbians. And herself, a bit. (She's meant to be thinking about the case.)
Set in a lull (???) in episode five, or thereabouts.
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The Conference by pintpotjudas
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
26 Feb 2023
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Nadja and Nandor are taking their roles as joint heads of the Vampiric Council very seriously, so they organise a vast supernatural conference on Staten Island. The delegates from New Zealand, gay divorcee (emphasis on gay) Viago and his just-a-friend Anton arrive with more baggage than they declared at customs. Guillermo has something to prove and a plan is hatched which might just get everyone what they want.
Or it might blow up in their faces.
'Guillermo straightens his spine. “Yeah? What’s wrong with me? I’m a vampiric bodyguard, I know tonnes about vampire lore, I’ve lived with vampires for years, I’m- I’m pretty cute. Why not me?” He asks.
Viago gives him an appraising look. “I don’t know- it’s just, you have a bit of a vibe.” He says.
“What does that mean?” Guillermo asks, sharply.Viago holds his hands up, placatingly. “Oh, you know, like you’re on your very last thread of sanity and if one more bad thing happens to you, you might- lose it completely?” He suggests.
Guillermo takes a deep breath. “That’s- fair.” He concedes."'
(Read notes for setting/timing of this fic)
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Single Player Game by pintpotjudas
Fandoms: Free Guy (2021), Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (Movies)
23 Feb 2023
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When things are getting really rough, Antwan does what he always does and loses himself in a video game. Except this time he really loses himself. (Can't write a sentence about him also finding himself without throwing up in my mouth a bit- but you get the idea.)
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Stede can't bear the idea of change, but perhaps he and Ed don't share the same idea about what change could mean... a little AU about the time post episode seven and what could have happened if things had gone differently.
I guess Calico Jack got killed by a bunch of seagulls RIP.
This is a little Discord Yuletide present for the wonderful feriowind, who draws so much beautiful art for this fandom and is an all round wonderful person. They wanted 'Stede being clumsily cute' which I interpreted as 'Stede being an idiot' :)
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And there's a chance that things'll get weird. Yeah, that's a possibility. by pintpotjudas for postcardmystery
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
29 Oct 2022
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Viago gets dumped by the love of his afterlife, and everyone does their level (terrible) best to help him move on. Anton knows a thing or two about not getting the life you thought you were going to have. The camera crew are back to film every moment of it. More or less.
“Katherine left Viago a note.” Deacon says, turning to the camera and making a face as a moan of anguish echoes from behind the closed door of Viago’s chamber. “It seems that she met a younger man at the bingo hall, and they have- well, not ‘run’ away, because I do not think he can run with that metal frame thing he has to use to get about but- they have left.”
A crash comes from inside the room, and then more heartbroken crying.
Deacon winces. “Vladislav is comforting him.”
“We could just kill her if you like-” Vladislav can be heard saying.
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Reigen has been lumbered with a huge crush on Serizawa (who is surely about to move onto better things). It would be great if that was the extent of his problems, but now he suddenly has a toddler aged Mob on his hands and a whole gang of teenagers trying to 'help' him. And maybe the Sun Psychic Union has put out a hit on him?
(or Reigen thinks he has his life together but he kind of really doesn't, but maybe he will by the time this is all over) (rated for later chapters) -
our ideas held no water but we used them like a dam by pintpotjudas
Fandoms: モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100
15 Jul 2020
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Reigen and Serizawa start sleeping together, but they both agree that it's a terrible idea, so everything is fine.
(it is not fine)
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Jeeves and the Romantic Novelist or The Perils and Perks of Eavesdropping. by pintpotjudas
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
19 Aug 2019
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'“Good evening, Mr Wallace.” Came Jeeves’ cordial and very correct reply. I rather expected that to be the end of it, and I was hoping it too. I didn’t fancy appearing from a tree with Wallace hanging about. It engenders too many questions. “What were you doing up that tree?” being one of them.'
For once it is Bertie who is in the know when it comes to a delicate tidbit of personal information. Now he perfectly understands the phrase 'ignorance is bliss'...
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Napoleon and Illya are sent to deepest, darkest Yorkshire to investigate a rumour that a THRUSH agent is spending Christmas at Castle Bellamy. Their brief is to hide in plain sight amongst other house guests. Napoleon is convinced it will be an almost enjoyable case, provided Illya cheers up, the ghost in his bedroom leaves him alone, and they catch the nefarious agent before anyone winds up dead...
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In the Soviet Union, men do not have male soulmates.
(Illya's point of view on the events in A Marked Man)
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- Part 2 of Marked
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Illya Kuryakin does not have a soulmate tattoo.
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- Part 1 of Marked
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James probably has no idea how he looks.
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A Collection of Jeeves and Wooster drabbles. by pintpotjudas
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
28 Jun 2014
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Exactly what it says on the tin. Jeeves and Wooster drabbles, including but not limited to: Jeeves in the trenches, rower! Bertie, Robin Hood au, Doctor Who au, modern au, angst, fluff and the enlightening opinions of a London cab driver.
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Bertie recovers from a bout of flu and discovers all is not well in the world...
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This originally appeared on indeedsir, which is an excellent lj comm under a former username. It is a fic comprised of twenty six drabbles, which, when read together, tell a J/W story.
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Malcolm's a vampire. Jamie's not. No one is sparkly. Everyone is swear-y.
This first appeared on tumblr, where my username is the same. You may have already read this. And in my defence, the file name for this is 'This is ridiculous'.