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    Written works (i.e. Not Cover Art.) Fics have no relation to each other.

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    There are 4 Food Fair teams! Teams Cauldron Cakes, Pumpkin Pasties, Skiving Snackboxes, and Treacle Tarts!

    Each team have created their very own team's anthem! Please answer this survey and vote for your favourite entry by November 10. You may not vote for your own team.

    Every AO3 or LJ comment is worth 1 point. Any rec posts made on any site will be worth 3 points. Be an eggcellent commenter today!

    A artist/author guessing poll will be posted on November 12. The top 3 correct guesses will earn their team points!

    At the end of the Fair, the best Team will win the Cup! The player(s) with the most points in each team will also win an award!

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    For eons, Seokjin knew only solitude as the last remaining dragon.

    But Seoul's quiet is shattered when a new dragon arrives, protected by his pack.

    Seokjin doesn’t want to be alone, but can he trust the Kim pack with his heart and his secrets?

    Featuring a very baby boy Jungkook, a very touch-starved Seokjin, and a badass Kim pack.

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    27 Mar 2024

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    There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
    First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
    Then, you have the punchline.
    The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
    The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.

    (Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)

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    21 Mar 2024

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    In late 2012, Kim Seokjin and BigHit Entertainment parted ways. Seokjin went to the dorm, packed his things, and left. One summer afternoon in what feels like another life altogether, he runs into Namjoon, who no longer is a fellow trainee, but a global superstar and leader of BTS.

    To his surprise, Namjoon wants to reconnect. As they become closer, however, Seokjin struggles with his growing attraction as well as the biggest ‘what if’ of all: being almost BTS.

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    20 Mar 2024

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    “This is actually an excellent opportunity for you. Kingsman is one of the most elite cooking schools in London, and they so rarely offer evening courses like this. The fact that they were willing to work with us and allow you to attend is a miracle.”

    “It’s basic though, yeah?” Basic was what he needed. He just needed to learn enough so that Deanna wasn’t eating frozen pizza or chicken nuggets every meal, and his mum wasn’t exactly in the mood to cook most days. Cooking had always been his dad’s thing, he’d been about to trade up from a sous chef to a full chef when his accident had happened.

    Sure, Eggsy could eat junk all day long if he had to, but his half-sister deserved better. He could give her better.

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    09 Aug 2023

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    It is a real, physical struggle to not stare like a dogger while Harry shrugs off his jacket and undoes his collar, sets his signet ring aside. He has detailed, minutely detailed, fantasies about unbuttoning that fucking collar. At least he’s not wearing the holster right now, or Eggsy’d be sprung already. “It’s time you learned the fine art of the straight razor shave.”

    Eggsy gives him his best you havin’ a fucking giggle, mate eyebrows. “Like Sweeney Todd?”

    Harry’s sigh is just bordering on melodramatic, but he’s also got that odd— Roxy calls it enigmatic—smile he gets when Eggsy trots out some unexpected bit of culture. "Yes, Eggsy, like Sweeney Todd."

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    08 Aug 2023

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