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  1. Rec *

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    Based on a truly ridiculous conversation with Kalpurna about a hypothetical Stilinski Twins situation that ended up sounding something like:

    “FUUUUUUCK, is it a sweet valley high situation where Stiles is very aware that his twin is way more attractive and confident than he is, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE IDENTICAL, and he always ends up with the hotter significant others and more friends and Stiles guesses that's why he's attracted to the pack at first, because it's something that's just his, not his twin's too. But of course, Stiles's twin gets bit and now he's part of Derek's pack, and Derek doesn't snap at him like he snaps at Stiles, never slams him into things, fucking FIGURES, STILES'S TWIN GETS EVERYTHIIIIIIIING.”

    Kalpurna/good ideas OTP.

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    15 Dec 2024

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    Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.

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    14 Dec 2024

  3. Rec 11

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    Jim isn’t telepathic. He’s just – a little bit more empathetic than most humans are. It’s not an issue – hell, most days it’s a godsend. And everything in his life would be absolutely fine – if only a certain Commander Spock wasn’t such a horny bastard.

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    09 Dec 2024

  4. Rec 5

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    Jim ran a hand down Spock’s shoulder to his wrist, long fingers parted. Glancing up, he said quietly but surely, “Do with my body what you will. I trust you not to eat any of the foods you know I’m allergic to, and the rest?” He exhaled softly. “Well. Don’t limit yourself with reservations you expect I might have.”

    Spock and Jim swap bodies for a night. It is more of an exercise in trust than Spock had imagined.

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    Trektober 2024, Day 24: Bodyswap

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    09 Dec 2024

  5. Rec 93

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    Spock doesn’t know how his control deteriorated so quickly, but at this rate he wonders if he’ll even be sane by the time the doctor arrives. He doesn’t quite feel sane now.

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    09 Dec 2024