petrichoricarus
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21st century bookish lab student, meet 1940's hardboiled private detective.
When you chase down a kid into a prestigious laboratory’s work-in-progress machine, you trip and fall, harder than you’ve ever fallen, right into a whole new dimension. Here, the world follows two rules. One: know your place. Two: don’t fuck with the Dreemurrs. If only you hadn’t fallen right into the middle of an open crime scene surrounding the recent disappearance of their child.
…You might have just broken both rules at once.
It’s a good thing you’ve got a certain sardonic, deceptively easygoing, skeleton detective to watch your back! Only, is it? Or is he the last person you can trust in this dangerous world you’ve found yourself in?═════ ◈ ═════
"you know, for a patience type, you've got an absurdly hot temper," he remarks nonchalantly.
"Oh, is that it, Sans?" You deadpan. "Or is it that you're just so, so obnoxious you get on the nerves of even a patience traited soul."
Alphys snickers from her desk behind a teetering pile of papers.
The detective begrudgingly twists up his mouth into a crooked grin. "cuttin' me to the quick, sugar."
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Karma is a bitch, and so is your identical twin sister. She’s been cut off from your family for years because of all the shit she’s done, and you haven’t seen her since.
Until now. When you go to pick up your classmate for your group project, you find out she’s being unfairly harassed by a bunch of skeleton monsters she lives with. And the one responsible for it is also somehow the one person you never wanted to see again. Your twin.
Well? Time to kick her ass.
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CASTING CALL FOR SoulMet (Season 2): THE DATING SHOW OF ALL TIME!!!!!
“Are you a lonely soul, looking for your better half? Well, look no further! We’ll do it for you! Come into the studio today to sign up for our show, SoulMet, where we locate the best choice for your soulmate, across space and time!!! Let the multiverse witness your alternate reality meet-cute!!! Season 1 was a success—but do YOU have what it takes to Meet Your SoulMet?”
*Note: Satisfaction 100% unguaranteed. NDAs required.•---------••✦ ♡ ✦••---------•
In which you, a lonely soul, get the surprise of your life when a snarky, brooding skeleton pops into your apartment on the hunt for his soulmate. And the second surprise of your life, when it turns out you are the aforementioned soulmate. And the third, when you learn you’re now on a multiverse dating show you didn’t even know existed. Smile for the camera, hon!
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- Part 3 of Gratuitous Bones
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The skeleton next door is blunt, hot(headed), unpredictably flirtatious, and rough around the edges, but there’s never been much of a reason for the two of you to interact beyond your move in one month ago when you exchanged introductions. Until now.
It starts with a strawberry plant, in your backyard. It ends with… Well, you’ll just have to find out, won’t you?
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Story I in a collection of short, unrelated stories about your favorite smiley skeleton and some of his many AU variations.
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- Part 1 of Gratuitous Bones
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“Look me in the eyes, forget yourself, surrender your mind.”
There is no way to end the cycle: you keep falling. He keeps finding you.
With every reset, your mind becomes foggier. With every twist of your bones—
Oh, but it is good now. He has you. He always has. You’re happy to be with him. He is all you know, your skeletal protector. He may look terrifying with the gaping crevice in his skull, but he strokes your hair ever so carefully, so.. gently… You trust him, fully and eternally.Series
- Part 2 of Gratuitous Bones
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A collection of short, unrelated stories about your favorite smiley skeleton and some of his many variations.
Will update tags with every AU added.
Fluff, angst, and awkward scenarios galore.“Because, at the end of the day, all we really need is a good bone, amirite? Haha… Right?”
(laugh track)- Words:
- 10,650
- Works:
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