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    In the events leading up to Jen and Alice’s wedding, their respective best friends Agatha and Rio have to work together despite their… creative differences.

    Oh, and then there’s this:
    Rio doesn’t fall for straight women. Agatha's not a lesbian. And one of them is lying.

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    21 Dec 2024

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    “Unless you're here to kill me,” Agatha muttered, not looking up from her books, “I really don't care.”

    “See, that's the thing.” Rio's voice took on an oddly gleeful tone. “I can't kill anyone right now. I quit.”

    That got Agatha's attention. Her head snapped up, eyes narrowing as she took in Rio's appearance. Death looked... different. Still draped in her usual black attire, but there was something more solid about her presence. More... mortal.

    “You what?”

    “Quit! Resigned. Took early retirement. Put in my two weeks' notice, whatever. Except I didn't actually give notice, I just stopped showing up.” Rio beamed.


    In which Death retires.

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    20 Dec 2024

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    They’re staring at each other over the now evenly stacked forms at the table. Agatha’s mask has fully slipped and Rio is fascinated by what’s underneath it, an unruly sort of anger, a sharp passion. Agatha looks like she wants to tear Rio from limb to limb. And Rio, god help her, would probably let her.

    “Moving on to property taxes…”

    “Jesus fucking Christ,” Agatha lets out. “Don’t you have a life?”

    Rio is the best IRS agent in her field. Agatha refuses to pay her taxes. A love story for the ages.

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    30 Nov 2024

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    After Agatha claws her way out of the Scarlet Witch’s distorted spell, vulnerable and weak and shattered, Rio picks her wife up and takes her home, like she’s a stray cat she’s saving from the streets. She scratches and spits and fights the entire time. Death loves her all the more for it.

    aka: an au where our two semi-divorced disaster lesbian witches sort out their shit, deep in the new england woods, while one of them recovers from a traumatic mind-control spell and the other is an immortal cosmic entity struggling with the idea of letting go.

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    24 Nov 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 77

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    Agatha Harkness first meets Death in 1702, and the mutual obsession begins.

    Filling in all the holes of Agatha All Along, their backstories, etc, and then adding a twist of my own. Lots and lots of. Personally fulfilling sex.

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    24 Nov 2024

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