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From the Perspective of Midoriya Inko by pennamethathasntbeentaken
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Dec 2021
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If she closes her eyes, she can picture him.
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Steve Rogers' Dad Face and Other Common Hazards by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 Apr 2015
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Today, Peter was honest-to-god going to see Captain America himself up close, in person, and not from a rooftop or tiny crevice like a creepy stalker fanboy.
Even better, he was going to watch Steve Rogers make history by soldiering his beleaguered way through the most intensely awkward and honestly ridiculous press conference in the history of ever-- jaw thrust out and spine ramrod straight. Trying hard to be polite and respectful in the face of adversity.
While a bunch of assholes with cameras and microphones shouted at him about Iron Man’s adolescent dick.
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- Part 1 of Workplace Hazards
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07 Jan 2025
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Existential Crisis Mode by LuciaInTheSky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Jan 2025
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Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.
Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.
It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.
Finally, something interesting to deal with.
Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.
Because there’s always a goddamn cult.
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- Part 1 of Crisis of Faith
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04 Jan 2025
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Avengers Vandal by awesomesockes, whumphoarder
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
06 Apr 2019
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On the afternoon of February 22nd, 2019, fourteen dicks were spray painted onto Tony Stark’s property. Shortly thereafter, Clint Barton was accused, convicted, and banished from the Avengers compound, despite a distinct lack of physical evidence that he committed the crime. But Peter and Ned believe there’s been foul play.
This story follows their investigation.
Or, Avengers Vandal: a Cockumentary by Ned Leeds & Peter Parker
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- Part 3 of Christ, What Now?
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22 Dec 2024
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‘The Many Identities Of Peter Parker’ by RoosjeM
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Avengers (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
22 Dec 2024
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Peter Parker, Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man and struggling college student.
Between dealing with small-time criminals and semi-dangerous villains that seemed to have a grudge against him, Peter is just trying to keep his college life from derailing. With his unexpected internship at Stark Industries and the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man ending up on the Avengers’ radar, will Peter manage to keep it all from collapsing?
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Peter gasped in horror. “Nooo!” He dropped to his knees and punched the concrete, “Why?! He was so young! So tasty!”
“I’ll buy you pizza when we get to the tower.”
“You.” Peter’s eyes narrowed as he turned to the pizza murderer, “You have gone too far now.” He warned.
Peter landed on the man’s shoulders to make the man fall onto the roof next to his poor, soaked pizza slice. Peter webbed him up more just in case.
“I would be sorry, if it hadn’t been for the loss of my poor pizza.” Peter sniffed. “A moment of silence for our fallen hero.” He said as he stood on top of Iron Man’s back, a fist to his chest in respect. “Gone but never forgotten. Always in our hearts. May you rest in peace, sweet, sweet pizza slice.”
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22 Dec 2024
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What better way for a freshly flipped A-Train to integrate with his new team than for him to accompany Hughie to a music festival?
Three days is a long time to share a tent with your worst enemy - but thankfully, A-Train no longer qualifies. At least, that's what Hughie keeps telling himself.
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20 Jul 2024