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Blaise Zabini’s idea of how to play matchmaker might be different from the traditional way of doing it but at least you ended up getting dicked down, so you guess his method works too.
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summary: to love is to sacrifice, and to love your best friend is to apparently make jokes about wanting to have grandchildren with them.
inspired by new jeans - cool with you
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- Part 3 of get up
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it’s no secret that you have a crush on theodore nott, theo knows it, hell the whole school knew it; maybe if they didn’t then it’d be easier for you to get over him after you embarrassed yourself in front of the whole school. at least you got a new friend because of it.
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Theodore loves you so much that he’s willing to sit still for you to do his make up.
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your boyfriend is a dick but your best friend james always has your back so maybe, maybe it was time you ended things with him
inspired by new jeans - ETA!
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- Part 2 of get up
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seokmin doesn't know what netflix and chill means.
so you teach him.Bookmarked by patrophthia
27 Dec 2023
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Pet Stores, Kittens, and Other Comforting Objects by orphan_account
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
24 May 2020
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‘I work at a pet shop and everyday you come in on your way to work and pet every single animal here you are the purest soul™ I’m so in love’ au
Spencer Reid pets cats and dogs to take his mind off of things and you want him to be happy as much as possible.
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“Would you stop that,” I hissed as Slughorn finished talking, “You’re drawing so much attention to us.”
“I can’t help it,” she insisted, “You’ve only gone and got yourself a secret admirer, of all things. Who do you think it is?”
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- Part 50 of Harry Potter Short Stories
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20 Dec 2021
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“Not everything needs to be said with words,” he disagreed, words slow. “It can be said through actions, or even through the eyes.”
“You’re right,” I agreed for a moment, bringing my gaze to meet his. “Words aren’t the only way things can be communicated but Helga, using words certainly does prevent all sorts of misunderstandings.”
“And what sort of misunderstandings would those be?” he probed as if he didn’t already know that answer.
“What would I know?” I evaded with a shrug. “It’s not like I’m your girlfriend.”
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- Part 137 of Harry Potter Short Stories
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20 Dec 2021
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Forcefully buttering my toast, I demanded, “Did you know that the magical world is an oppressive –”
“Patriarchal system that needs to be dismantled,” Addison completed for me as she poured some milk into her tea. “Yes, we know.”
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- Part 125 of Harry Potter Short Stories
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20 Dec 2021