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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
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Holy Early Days, Batman! by Amateum
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
26 Feb 2024
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“Since Batman and the JL here are young enough not to have any of the protocols in place yet, there is a…backup.” For the first time N seemed unsure, chewing on his bottom lip.
“A backup?” urged Superman, when N didn’t continue.
“It’s a bit...uncouth,” he said, glancing over at Batman, who immediately looked suspicious, “but it gets the job done. At least to figure out whether it’s time or dimensional travel. The other two obviously don’t apply here.”
“What are we waiting for then?" said Hal. "Do it.”
N took one last glance around the table before his eyes landed on Green Arrow. “Oliver.”
Taken slightly aback at his real name, he replied, “Yes?”
N leaned forward a bit, hands threading together in front of him on the table, and with a completely serious expression asked, “did you have sex with Bruce Wayne?”
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16 Nov 2024
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Adventures in Batsitting by raven_of_hydecastle
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
03 Apr 2024
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"What, you're telling me the great Batman couldn't stop a nine-year-old from sneaking out?" Green Lantern scoffed. "At least come up with a believable excuse."
It was Batman's turn to scoff. "Like anyone else could do better. If you can keep Robin off the streets for a week, I'll buy you a Porsche."
AKA The JLA stages an intervention with Batman to get Robin off the streets. it goes downhill from there.
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18 Aug 2024
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Life has a way of rewriting the story by K_R_Closson
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
19 Apr 2021
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Obi-Wan Kenobi, failed Jedi initiate, never makes it to Bandomeer. Instead, she lands on Tatooine and has to figure out how to survive on a desert planet without losing her freedom.
When Anakin's destiny takes him to Coruscant and the Jedi, is this Obi-Wan's second chance? Or does her future lie elsewhere, with Jango Fett and his mysterious job on Kamino?
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