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carpentry lessons by opioidergic for Ramabear (RyMagnatar)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2024
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"What do you get the man who has everything? A railing."
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2 Homos 1 Odyssey by allosteric (opioidergic)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Dec 2024
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Q: What's bigger than a cup, rhymes with anaconda, and never quite gets you where you want it to in time?
A: Wade's anaconda (we're talking a shotglass here, ladies, so don't get too excited), but the Honda works too.art dump. not many words, no plot, just pictures.
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harry potter is an undercover auror. voldemort is lord voldemort. as the title indicates, they have throne sex.
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She has her hand on your boner. She's attractive, you guess, but her knees are way too knobby.
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“This is so gay,” Malfoy whined. “Can't you just forget about it, just this time?”
“I'm afraid not,” Tom said. “We still need to see Slughorn, so unless you want him to call your parents, you'd better hurry up.”
Slowly, reluctantly, achingly, Malfoy placed his limited edition emerald JUUL device in Tom's outstretched palm.
Tom Riddle, Head Boy at Hogwarts boarding school, has spent the past few months doing his best to eliminate a sudden spree of vaping from her illustrious halls. Armed with gossip, cringe, and screenshots of pudgy, balding, blatantly unemployed forty-something year old men talking about ‘epic vape tricks’ on YouTube, he successfully wrests much of Hogwarts' student population from the evil, vaporous grasp of Big Tobacco.
Basking in his glorious victory, Tom heads to his favourite loo on the second floor with only one goal in mind. Shockingly, he runs into Harry Potter.
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Wings on your back by extratropical
Fandoms: Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
01 Jan 2025
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“Kid, you keep asking for shit like this, one of these days someone meaner than me is gonna fuck you to death,” Logan tells him. “You got internal bleeding? Anything broken in there?”
“What do you care?” Wade asks, voice muffled in the bedcovers.
Logan grabs him by the back of the neck and shakes him a little, bending low and telling him, “If I kill you, it’ll be on purpose.”
“Then fuck me to death on purpose,” Wade says.
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02 Jan 2025
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He's fit! (To be minister...that is to say...) by Soulseeker (Laserswordtraining) for opioidergic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2024
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Tom Riddle is advancing to become Minister, but his campaign can thank the surprise gifter Harry Potter, a young man who Tom cannot keep his mind off of. He needs Harry involved, and he needs Harry inside of him. Obsessively.
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01 Jan 2025
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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like %@$&*mas by periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Dec 2022
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“Where’re you off to that’s so much better than hanging out with me, anyway?” Peter joked.
“Top-secret mission,” mumbled Deadpool through a mouthful of quesadillas-plural. “I’d tell you, but I’d have to kill you.”
Peter lowered his voice surreptitiously. “Does Santa need you to save Christmas?”
Deadpool laughed so suddenly that Peter half-expected him to choke. “Do not count on me to save Christmas. If Christmas ever needs saving and I’m the only man for the job, it’s going the way of the dodo.”
“Cheers to that,” said Peter, raising his soda cup, and Deadpool readily knocked it against his own in agreement.
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Due to a series of plot contrivances and cheesy tropes, workaholic reporter Peter Parker is whisked out of New York for Chanukah and transplanted into a small Midwestern town that's totally cuckoo for Christmas. The only thing making it tolerable is charming, smooth-talking man-in-flannel Wade Wilson, the only other person in town who seems utterly disinterested in the holiday.
Due to an unrelated series of plot contrivances and cheesy tropes, it seems they've met before.
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08 Dec 2024
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In Which Logan Tries Not to Get Involved (and fails, because he's the worst) by Turtle_ier
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Dec 2024
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A direct sequel to my other work 'Help guys I think my sandwich artist is a wolverine', where Logan works in a bodega at night and all the local superheroes keep coming to pester him.
Only this time, there's a new drug on the streets, enhanced people are going missing, and when Logan's co-worker Pietro dissapears he feels the need to step in and see for himself what's going on.
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Tell me I'm yours by extratropical
Fandoms: Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
15 Nov 2024
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Of course it’s a mistake to let Logan in again, even if it’s hardly the first time Wade’s made it with Logan or any number of men and women who may not have the claws but cut him just as deep. Well, maybe not quite as deep. And nobody quite as big. It’s just that nobody takes him out of his own head as good as Logan does. It’s that they’re both using each other to go numb.
In which Origins-era Wade and Logan are friends with benefits. Except without the friends part. The benefits also are questionable.