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and maybe they'd be happy for a while by onionsoupbowl
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
11 Oct 2023
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“Gale was right, as much as I’d hate to admit it - it’s far too cold for you to sleep out here in the elements. It’s only fair that I lend you a space in my - ah, your, bedroll until we find a suitable solution to our sleeping problem.”
“I don’t want you to feel like you owe me anything - I know it’s a foreign concept, but sometimes people do nice things without needing anything in return,” Fitgik huffed, digging through the trunk and not looking at Astarion. It would only make the ache worsen. “I’ll be alright, I promise. Now get some sleep.” Finding the rather moth-eaten Robe of Summer they were looking for, Fitgik rose and childishly avoided eye contact with the elf as they turned to try to figure out how to put the damn thing on, but before they could, an icy grip held fast around their wrist.
“Please. I insist.”
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Or: Astarion's nice, simple plan falls apart.
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“Oh my god, shut the fuck up,” Maverick snapped, finally turning towards Jake and slamming his bottle down so hard it was a miracle it didn’t shatter on the spot. “I am trying to have a moment with you because if I don’t, I will be miserable for the rest of my life because Bradley won’t take his head out of his ass and see that you’re fucking smitten with him and has resigned himself to sulking about it for the rest of eternity because Pretty Boy won’t give him the time of day despite him being about as observant as a dead cockroach. As your superior, you are going to listen to me or I will take away your fucking wings, so help me god.”
There was little Hangman could do but gape, beer completely forgotten and lukewarm beside him.
“Jesus, I’ve become my mother - oh well. Could have done that better but you’re an asshole and have finally stopped talking so it doesn’t matter. My point is: I know you’ve got it bad for Rooster, and I’m telling you that you gotta do something about it.”
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Maverick, tired of Hangman and Rooster's shit, decides help out a bit. It goes better than either of them could have hoped.
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Dignity Misplaced by onionsoupbowl
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
31 Jan 2022
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Bilbo had no reason to fear Thorin Oakenshield at all.
There was reason, however, to fear the King Under the Mountain, the thing who wore Thorin’s face and twisted it into something unrecognizable.
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A what-if AU where Gandalf arrives at Erebor a moment too late.
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Keeping Warm by onionsoupbowl
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Jan 2022
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Not for the first time, Bilbo Baggins found himself wishing he had never stepped out of his front door that fateful day not one month ago.
He wished a great many things that night.
But most of all, Bilbo Baggins found himself wishing that he could have at least taken a warmer coat.