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Poor Taste in Guys and Jokerized Fries by ohmygodshesinsane
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics)
06 Jan 2025
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Jason is being followed. There's a list as long as his arm of potential stalkers, and all of them could want to do him some kind of harm. He has a lot of enemies. A pre-emptive strike only makes sense.
He's not supposed to be just a casualty in some deranged attempt to woo Tim Drake of all people.
Jason Todd Week 2025
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Altar Boy by ohmygodshesinsane
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood: Lost Days, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
30 Nov 2024
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I wanted a happy ending, he thinks, but it’s so childish that he can’t vocalize it.
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Jason Todd has his first kiss the week before Halloween, and Robin launches himself out of a moving car, and Red Hood crosses the line in a brand-new apartment and someone else's jeans.OR: Jason Todd dies in the snow, and Robin dies in a warehouse, and Red Hood is terrified that he'll never die at all.
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“It’s not a fucking – fault, or a shame, or a sob story, it’s life. My life."
Vigilantes keep breaking into Jason's apartment building, so Jason keeps holding them at gunpoint.
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haha, unless... by ohmygodshesinsane for ritaskeetered
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Sep 2024
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Lily Evans is not a problem-causer, really, truly - she's just surrounded by them. How is she supposed to have a normal life when her roommates are completely barmy, her sister hates her (and is planning a wedding), and now some random blokes from Marlene's class are barging onto her sofa every week to interrupt a hitherto sacred space?
It's not as if she wants James Potter to be attacked by chavs, become Jesus, buy her coffee, or listen to her ramble about Petunia. Mostly that's his fault.
Really.
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Look, James Potter is trying not to be an arrogant berk. Lily Evans has been given a prefect badge and the role of 'swot', but she has other ideas. Sirius Black would love to have a normal life, honestly, as would Remus Lupin. Severus Snape wants to leave his muggle heritage behind, and Dorcas Meadowes spends more time in her own head than the real world. Peter Pettigrew is sick of being left out, Mary Macdonald wants to fit in, and Regulus Black is walking a well-worn path. Growing up is hard at the best of times, and these? These are the worst of times. [1975-1976]
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- Part 1 of creature comfort
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Harry Potter Expanded Universe by ohmygodshesinsane
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jul 2022
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In chronological order. My canon (headcanon) of the entire Harry Potter world. All my headcanon compliant fics will be put here, as opposed to other writing exercises. Cursed Child is considered semicanon, the first Fantastic Beasts movie is canon, the rest are not.
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The Marauders.
1975-1981.
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400/200/200 Challenge by ohmygodshesinsane
Fandom: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Frozen (2013), Game of Thrones (TV), Gilmore Girls, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Mean Girls (2004), Our Australian Girl, Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms, Pride and Prejudice (1995), Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Riverdale (TV 2017), Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, SHAKESPEARE William - Works, Shameless (US), Shrek (Movies), Skins (UK), The Dark Artifices Series - Cassandra Clare, The End Of The Fucking World (TV), The Handmaid's Tale (TV), The Outsiders (1983), The Outsiders - All Media Types, The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Princess Diaries - All Media Types, The Virgin Suicides (1999), The Virgin Suicides - Jeffrey Eugenides
06 Aug 2019
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basically, i had to come up with 400 characters (harder than you think), and then use a randomiser to make 200 pairings, and now i have to write 200 words for each pairing. i'm putting them in drabbles so that it doesn't become one of ¬those¬ works that clog up the search pages. enjoy! (or not)
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Small and Certain Blues by SilverSkiesAtMidnight
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
23 Apr 2022
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They drive to the drive-through a couple miles away, not the more charming and traditional walk-in shop that Dick likes to take him to when he picks him up from school. Two minutes later, they’re parked at the back of the lot, Tim twisting the plastic spoon in his cup of uneaten cookie dough ice cream, wondering if he could even swallow it past the lump in his throat.
Bruce hasn’t touched his sherbet either, just holds it in his lap. There’s a drop on the rim of his cup, lazily making its way toward his expensive slacks.
He moves before Tim can make up his mind whether to break the silence and warn him, reaching into his jacket pocket with his free hand and pulling out a familiar white pill bottle.
He sets the Prozac on the dash.
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sip the smooth air by johnil
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
18 Nov 2022
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Dick stares at him for a little while, like he’s trying to figure out what to say, or maybe only seconds have passed and Tim just can’t keep up. “Did… Did you smoke with them?” Dick asks, tentative, and Tim’s head swims at the accusation.
“Of course not,” he says automatically, freezing up a little in mute horror after the lie escapes him.
(Or: 5 times Tim was almost caught green-handed, plus the 1 time he really was.)
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After loosing his fortune, Bruce gets a job at Bat-Burger… he’s having a difficult time adjusting.
His children aren’t helping the matter.
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Carry on my wayward son, there will be peace when you are done. by salemisntdead
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Jan 2025
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He woke up laying across the backseat of a car that he didn't remember getting into, certain he had fallen asleep in his own bed the night before.
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Jason Todd Week 2025 day 1: Drive | Time Travel | The Batmobile TiresSeries
- Part 1 of Jason Todd Week 2025
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“Jason,” Dick says, with extreme gentleness. “You do…know what a turn signal is, right?”
“Totally,” Jason lies.
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Jason Todd breaks some laws. No, not those ones. No, not those ones either.
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- Part 1 of birdie does jay todd week 2025