oh_precious_love
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Their Valentine's Day had started with a 'bang', but when Patrick presented David with an extremely incorrect gift, their day took a few unexpected, and surprising turns.
A love story filled with trolling, dramatics, sexy times, fluff, humour and... dancing! -
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Gary, one of David and Patrick's international clients from Australia, has a particular way of communicating. And when David is accidentally offended by something Gary says, David and Patrick decide to learn more about the Australian vernacular (through online quizzes and videos) to avoid any further confusion.
What could go wrong?Join David and Patrick in their hilarious exploration of Aussie slang, and outright ridiculous Australian idioms.
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Giving David a blow job, for the very first time, was testing Patrick's skills (or lack thereof).
Patrick was capable and confident... until he wasn't.Join Patrick and David as they navigate this challenge with their signature trolling and hilarity, and a tenderness that will warm your heart. And delicious smut - always smut.
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This fic follows on directly from 'Spank Bank Collection' and happens on Tuesday - their dinner and 'dessert' date.
I strongly suggest reading the 'You Again. Always.' series to understand all the references, as the David and Patrick in this fic belong to that canon-divergent AU series.
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- Part 4 of You Again. Always.
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When having to wait to see each other at work on Monday, is just too long a time for David and Patrick to wait.
And getting each other off becomes a gloriously unplanned turn of events...***
This fic follows on directly from 'I Have So Many Questions...' and happens the day after their first date.
I strongly suggest reading the 'You Again. Always.' series to understand all the references. The David and Patrick in this fic belong to the 'You Again. Always' canon-divergent AU series.Series
- Part 3 of You Again. Always.
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This sequel-of-sorts directly follows on from the last chapter of 'You Again. Always.'.
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Patrick and David's first date at the café turns into more than just lunch. It becomes an opportunity to ask questions, to share more about themselves than they ever have with anybody else, and of course, the inability to keep their hands and mouths off each other.
So much fluff, copious amounts of kissing, ever-present trolling and hilarity, and a tenderness that will warm your heart. And smut - always smut.
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- Part 2 of You Again. Always.
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The 'You Again. Always.' series follows David and Patrick in a canon-divergent AU, where David works for Ray's real estate business, and Patrick moves to town.
It explores their meet-ugly turned meet-cute, and all their interactions that follow.I honestly thought I'd only ever write the namesake fic of this series, 'You Again. Always.', but I just needed to know where it all went from there.
I will be adding new instalments to this series; I have a few more fics planned already...- Words:
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This 'Scattergorically Incorrect' series is based on husbands who love games nights as much as they love their sex lives, so they (accidentally on purpose) merge the two.
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Ohmygod. A voice that sounds a lot like his husband’s echoes in Patrick’s brain. His parents heard them. Heard them having sex. Heard them having sex so rambunctious that they broke the goddam bed.
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24 Nov 2022
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From the comment-cum-prompt:
Sex where everything goes wrong, but it’s still sooooo good because it’s the right person. Kicked in the eye? Fall out of bed? Break the couch? Fart on the cat? Why not? It’s real life.
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02 Nov 2022
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Business manager required to help set up small bakery/deli in central Elm Falls
Experience in food service would be beneficial but not necessary
40 hours p/w
Salary negotiableThe advert had been small, tucked into the corner of the classifieds page of a local newspaper. A small business getting off the ground. It was a jigsaw piece Patrick knew he could be, something that could fit here, in his new life.
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Or: David and Stevie are starting over. Patrick knows something about that.
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- Part 1 of weighed and measured
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28 Sep 2022
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"Patrick is so like Clint, always on the go with something." He can hear her smile through the line. "I remember struggling with that when we first got married because I'm such a homebody."
"Yes," David sighs, happy that somebody gets it.
__________While settling into married life David finds an unlikely cooking companion in the form of Marcy Brewer.
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13 Sep 2022
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David and Patrick return to Patrick’s hometown to say goodbye to one of Patrick’s childhood friends. While there, Patrick grapples with what might have been different if he’d realized his sexuality sooner.
David stands then, knees popping, making that old man noise he doesn’t actually need to make, but likes to because he enjoys the drama of it. Instead of sitting next to Patrick on the end of the bed, he drapes himself over Patrick’s lap first, then across his shoulders, putting himself very purposefully in Patrick’s eye line. “I love you, and I’m here.”
“I can see that,” Patrick says, choking out the words like David is cutting off his air, which he is a little, even if it’s well-meaning. David readjusts, moving bony elbows, kissing Patrick’s throat above the tie David tied in hopes of moving Patrick out of the bathroom mirror they’d been sharing. Patrick seemed to have gotten stuck there too, thinking about getting ready with Nate on the first day of grade 12, tying school ties and promising each other a memorable year. At that point, Patrick should have known the socks and shoes were a lost cause, but he’s stubborn; maybe he’s too stubborn.
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22 Aug 2022