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In the Sumeru System, one of seven systems that make up the Teyvat Galaxy, a plague has spread. From plants to animals to people, the Withering knows no bounds and shows no mercy. Driven to desperation, the Grand Sages send Sumeru's best, led by General Mahamatra Cyno, to find Lesser Lord Kusanali and finally put an end to Sumeru's suffering.
With dozens of unanswered questions, a ship too big, a crew he barely knows, and a general feeling of unease: Cyno's not entirely sure what he's signed up for.
On top of that, his past connection and growing affection for his head medic is not making things any clearer.
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Or: A Mass Effect-inspired AU retelling of the Sumeru Archon Quest, told from a Cynari POV
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“Hm,” Lupin navigates the TV with the remote, doing a number of things Sirius isn’t paying much attention to. “Are vampires real?”
“Oh, they’re real,” Sirius confirms, “and kind of stuck up if you ask me. Always going on about their immortality or sex appeal. Fuckers can’t even walk outside in daylight, but whatever.”
“Wow, strong opinions,” Lupin continues to hit buttons on the whatever the fuck it’s called. “Have you seen Twilight?”
“What’s that?”
“A movie.”
“What’s a movie?”
Lupin nods. “Perfect, you’ll love this.”
Or; Sirius is a demon assigned to congregate some form of analysis on his understanding of humans. Enter stage left: Remus Lupin, a human whose life is about to get really fucking weird
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claiming that I’m “the sane one” is false advertisement🗸 @duke_thomas!
Damian my brother in christ change you’re long ass username
Ban me from Twitter one more time and I will buy this pathetic excuse of a website.🗸 @TheOfficialDamianalGhulWayne.I’m Atheist and your*.
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But I’m Not There Yet by sarahyyy for aredblush, prouvairing
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
18 Jan 2017
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“Are you not going to read the article?” she asks, flopping onto his bed. “Look who ranked second, just after Phichit Chulanont.”
Otabek reluctantly scrolls down, and oh.
#2 - Yuri Plisetsky
In the embedded Instagram photo just under that subheading, a very grumpy Yuri is cuddling a very grumpy-looking cat. The caption reads: I found the cat version of me at the shelter today. #iknowisaidnomorecats #canyoublameme
(Or, the AU where Otabek and Yuri don't becomes friends in Barcelona, and there are years of pining.)
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- Part 1 of songs about love
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21 Nov 2024
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and history remembered. by sherryvalli
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
03 Nov 2024
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Calvin @calvincdiaz
alex and prince henry both at the royal wedding…… they'll be grappling by the dessert table before the night’s over
From cakegate to the leak - from Twitter's POV.Series
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20 Nov 2024
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“...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”
“Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.
“That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”
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Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and chat emotes.
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16 Nov 2024
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Contractually Bound, Readily Given by capyshota
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2021
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Xie Lian’s heart is beating hard. “Anything, I can get you anything. Please, I have pearls and gems!”
He cocks an eyebrow. “Anything?”
Xie Lian nods determinedly. “I’m… my family is very wealthy. We can grant you anything. I'll give you whatever you’d like.” His hands pull into fists. “Please, help me.”
The merman’s gills flare gently. Then the mischief leaves his eyes all at once.
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The virgin prince finds himself roped into a deal he doesn't really mind fulfilling.
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08 Nov 2024
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“You forgot your pajamas,” Gaara guesses, unable to tear his eyes away from Lee’s exposed chest.
“What?” Lee looks down at himself. “No, I normally just sleep in my boxers.”
Gaara’s pulse is hammering somewhere up in his throat. There’s a noise in his ears, harsh and loud, that he doesn’t yet recognize as his own breathing.
“Your … underwear.”
When the power goes out at Gaara's Konoha hotel, Lee offers his room for the night. The fact that there's only one bed is but the first of Gaara's problems.
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30 Oct 2024