offtherailss
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
"Staring at you is like prayer."
-
"your eyes were filled with tears" by offtherailss
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
12 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
In the fancy room, Guillermo was laying unconscious on the couch, legs up on top of a pillow and a glass of water by the table.
He looked peacefully asleep, were it not for the slight furrow of his brow which gave his whole countenance an expression of thoughtfulnes, of distress; and for his hands, half-stained with faint traces of blood.
-
Tags
Summary
It took but the fleet of a moment, that infamous eye roll from Nandor, so briefly stolen but bearing a hint of contempt, for Guillermo to snap.
In a heat of a second he had the vampire pinned against the coffin at the center of the room, with a loud hit followed by a groan.
"Again... Guillermo!?"
--
Most of their fights never amounted to any real danger, consisting of nothing more than half-cut hurtful insults that didn't have the courage to materialize into venom, either because that would make them untrue or because on the other end of the wheel was the other, real face of anger:
Love.
-
Tags
Summary
After a company dinner, Guillermo drunkenly ends up at the Vampire Residence again, even though he doesn’t live there anymore.
Set months after Guillermo and Nandor’s confrontation.
-
the weight and meaning of intentions by offtherailss
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Nov 2024
Tags
Summary
If Guillermo and Nandor’s confrontation wasn’t cut so short and the conversation, somehow, somewhere, however you imagine it, led to the point from where this work picks up.
Canon compliant (or almost?).
Recent bookmarks
-
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow Too by cookinguptales for htbthomas, fenellaevangela
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Dec 2022
Tags
Summary
After Guillermo comes home with another vampire's bite on his neck, a poorly planned wish gets Nandor's dumb ass stuck in a time loop.
And Nandor's never handled eternity well.
Series
- Part 1 of Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow Too
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50,117
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 503
- Kudos:
- 1,085
- Bookmarks:
- 262
- Hits:
- 11,709
Bookmarked by offtherailss
17 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Guillermo gets too drunk. Things that should never be spoken of are said.
Series
- Part 2 of The Twelve Days of Batmas 2024
Bookmarked by offtherailss
03 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
“It was only ever about being a vampire to you, wasn’t it?” Nandor’s voice was quiet, barely a whisper.
“The only reason you’re even still around is because you need a place to live. Not even a little bit is because you actually give a shit about m- well, any of us. All those times you said we were like family to you - it was all bullshit. Am I right?”
Guillermo’s eyes burned as he held Nandor's gaze, his heart hammering against his ribs.
“Is that really what you think of me?”
Bookmarked by offtherailss
07 Nov 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Laszlo: 🧙♂️
Laszlo: Look Nadja, they even have me in my favorite hat.
Nadja: 🙄
Nandor the Relentless: guillermo look
Guillermo: What am I looking at
Nandor the Relentless: jahan
Nandor the Relentless: 🐴
Guillermo: 🥹
Nandor the Relentless: me andd jahan
Nandor the Relentless: 🧛♂️🐴
Guillermo: 🥹🥹
Nadja: Get a ducking room.
---
Nadja has recently acquired a smartphone, on which she has been communicating with Guillermo. Laszlo finds out, and he wants in. He unwittingly opens the door to an unhinged housemate group chat.
Bookmarked by offtherailss
28 Oct 2024
-
We Have An Elevator Now, Apparently by dayyydreaming
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Oct 2024
Tags
Summary
"Well, sounds like you two have got yourselves into quite the pickle," Colin said, not attempting to mask the smirk in his voice. "You know, this is a very popular trope in fanfictions out there on the internet. Two characters with sexual tension get stuck in a conveniently unescapable small space, without interruptions, and it goes exactly the way you're thinking."
Guillermo wisely chose not to disclose that yes, he had read a few works in that vein in his time.
Bookmarked by offtherailss
28 Oct 2024