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Get Good, or Get Fucked by finalprojectRP (finalproject), Shrimphony
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Feb 2024
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Sukuna is a popular streamer, known for his rants, rage quits, and his toxic masculinity turned homophobia. When his rival comes into his streams and beats him, ruins his kill streaks, spawn camps him, and sends taunting messages in the chat, he gets in over his head.
Satoru loves playing the game, teasing and trolling him, having his fun. Watching Sukuna get flustered and angry.
When they meet in person, the tension peaks and things get steamy.
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26 Dec 2024
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There's something strange happening in town. People are dropping dead like flies, and each of them were reported to desperately want to return to the only nightclub in the area just moments before death. As the priest of the place, Yoo Jonghyuk is expected to be able to solve it.
But he finds nothing. His ability as a priest is only so limited, so he turns to the slightly more damned side of his career to seek help.
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20 Dec 2024
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strangers by nature by prettyflowers
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Nov 2021
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“...you’re still, you?”
“Uh, why wouldn’t I be?”
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The first finger Itadori swallows isn’t at age fifteen, but rather at the tender age of six. Thus nothing actually changes for him when he eats another finger. He still hears the same voice he’s always heard.
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31 Dec 2023
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McMafia by cereal_whore
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Dec 2020
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“Oh. Gojo, seems like you’ve caught Ryomen’s eye. Then again, you were always his one that got away.” Mei Mei giggles. “Murder is always romantic, isn’t it?”
“Are we going to ignore the fact that there’s a dead person in the kitchen and you just cooked food in there?” Kugisaki questions no one in particular. She's still eating the fries, though.
“Ah. So, Itadori-kun, what did Ryomen- or Sukuna, say about me?” Gojo hums, sounding pleased with himself. “That we had sexual tension? An intense rivalry? Or that I’m better than him? That he’ll never be able to kill me no matter what?”
“Yeah, he talked about you lots,” Itadori says, taking a sip out of Kugisaki’s coke. “He said you were annoying.”
Kugisaki chokes on her chicken nugget.
A beat of silence. Even the sound of cards patting the table stop.
“And that you had no sense of boundaries.”
Itadori just had to pee, Kugisaki just wanted a cheeseburger, and somehow they ended up working in a McDonalds that turned out to be a front for the cheesiest and most absurdly cliche mafia they've ever seen.
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prompt (day 4): mafia for gojo week except i kinda forgot it was gojo-centric.Series
- Part 4 of gojo week 2020 written from the perspective of a person with the intuitive depth of a hot pocket
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31 Dec 2023
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The Spectre's Third Face by Hallow_fiend
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Mar 2021
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You see a wanted murderer with an expression other than hatred or disgust on his face and you instantly turn into a swooning maiden? Pathetic!
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The King of Curses' is cruel and callous, but he was also once a man. Sukuna's path to a throne built on corpses is not one the shamans were willing to tell their students. Instead, they go to their graves and let the story of the wanted man and his outcast die with them. Never admitting the part the shamans played in creating their own greatest enemy.Bookmarked by offlinecatter
21 Dec 2023
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i wear the king of the wasteland's crown by MarionetteFtHJM
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
05 Nov 2023
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Out of all the things he’d thought he would find in this fuckass town in the middle of nowhere, Millions Knives’ unresponsive form was not one of them. Truthfully, he was hoping for the exact opposite. When he’d heard the rumor about a pale, blonde man haunting the streets of a town settled in the ruins of a big ship he had hoped, despite his own skeptic disposition, that it was Vash.
No such luck, though.Or: Wolfwood takes in a new roommate, a seemingly human Millions Knives and then things happen
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- Part 2 of World Eater
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08 Nov 2023
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tfw you definitely totally absolutely have no residual feelings for your ex boyfriend by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Apr 2023
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Alhaitham accidentally ingests a truth serum. Coincidentally, also a metric ton of aphrodisiacs.
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17 Sep 2023
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The disease of the mind does not present itself in the way it does the body.
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Nai is mentally unwell while his siblings are physically unwell and he hired a top to con-noncon him about it that's now his boyfriend and he's stuck with his childish ass (affectionate).Bookmarked by offlinecatter
20 Aug 2023
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Caesura by cielelyse for YuliceChan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Sep 2022
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The first time they meet, Suguru and Satoru do not like each other. Arrogant, cocky, insufferable, they think. Despite the smirks Shoko gives Suguru, or the sighs Yaga gives Satoru, they do not like each other.
Until a mission changes that.
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09 Aug 2023
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Kaveh regrets ever accepting this new commission. It is not the pay nor the project itself – both are to the architect’s satisfaction. No, the problem is the client and her obsession with Kaveh.
She believes them to be “destined for each other” and takes Kaveh’s rejection as playing hard to get. In his desperation Kaveh lies about having a boyfriend, a certain scribe he shares a home with and is oh-so madly in love with. Now he has to convince Alhaitham to play the part, when his client insists on meeting the “love of his life”.
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29 Mar 2023
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Between You and Me, the universe slips by by Isralenn
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Feb 2023
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A month ago, Kaveh appeared, disrupting Alhaitham’s quiet life and became his roommate. In less than a week, Kaveh left the house in anger. When he returned, it was the night of Alhaitham’s birthday. A year later, Alhaitham will celebrate his birthday again. This is a story that takes place within the span of a year and a few months. A story where Kaveh finds a grandmother’s unfinished wish, completes it for her grandson, and finds love again.
“It was my birthday.” Haitham replied, pouring more coffee into his cup to the halfway mark.“You bought yourself a cake?” Kaveh said, touching his mouth suddenly. He remembered how it tasted - that cake - all honey and richness, the slight fragrant crunch of pistachios still lingering in his mouth like a faint dream. “You did not eat it…”
Happy Birthday, Alhaitham!
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- Part 1 of Kavetham Valentine Week 2023
- Part 1 of Between You and Me - kavetham birthday series
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15 Mar 2023
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a stained-glass variation of the truth by apricitous
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jan 2023
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“I’m going now,” Kaveh murmurs. He moves closer to his roommate—hair brushing cheek, fingertips grazing shoulder—and his lips pull into something of a smile. “Good night.”
Alhaitham watches him collect his keys from the bowl and disappear into the doorway, red cape plumed against the dusk. He frowns. Something about Kaveh has unsettled him today.
A Kaveh with his edges blunted, without a retort at the tip of his tongue? No. He’s seen that before, time and time again. He’s known that version of him for years: Kaveh at midnight in the library, eyelids heavy with sleep. Kaveh in letters, over all the mundane things. Kaveh inside their kitchen, making them breakfast.
But this is different now. Something new curls between the two of them, nudging at their yearslong rhythm. Something has changed.
Or: Three times Alhaitham does not reciprocate (?), and one time he does.
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12 Mar 2023
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Al-Haitham has loved Kaveh for years.
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07 Mar 2023
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saccharine (if the thought of my love doesn't make you sick) by sayasun
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Feb 2023
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love, as dictated by the sharing of a mango, in its rinds and ridges, peeling and digging to find flesh raw and open. bled until sucked dry.
love, as written by the sharing of a mango, it's very own martyr.
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12 Feb 2023
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4 times where Kaveh made Al-Haitham swoon unexpectedly and 1 time Al-Haitham had enough of him (and still got swooned anyway). Falling in love with your frenemy has never been more frustrating.
4 1 trope but with Kavetham.
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12 Feb 2023
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(Don't Think About) Pink Elephants by laur_melyanna
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Feb 2023
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The position of Acting Grand Sage does something unspeakable to Alhaitham. It makes him distracted.
About the day the Feeble Scholar tripped and crashed into Kaveh lips first, and how that destroyed his cognitive abilities.
And how Kaveh took full advantage of that.Bookmarked by offlinecatter
12 Feb 2023
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"The consequences of obtaining knowledge is the overwhelming feeling of loneliness. "
In which Alhaitham realizes that a peaceful existence does not have to mean a lonely one.
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24 Jan 2023
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combustible contents by ernjager
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Oct 2020
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Even if Shouto's left side is weaker due to his fuckwad of a father, he's almost certain that being in close proximity with Bakugou Katsuki shouldn't cause him this much loss of Quirk control.
Maybe it's not just the nitro-sweat at work but, he suspects, his ~feelings~, too.
Or, alternatively: Emotionally stifled idiots just want to love each other, but Shouto makes it too easy and Katsuki makes it too difficult. Frequent cameos by flustered spontaneous combustion, unfortunate innuendos, and creative name-calling for all things half-red and half-hot.
Oh, and accidental addiction to nitroglycerin.
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22 Dec 2022
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Soft Touch by seventh_time_lucky
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Dec 2021
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Shouto knows that the appropriate thing to do now is to pull his head out of the cupboard, stand up, and explain to Bakugou that he’s looking for the first aid kit. He also knows that if he does that, Bakugou will most likely let go of his hand. And – he doesn’t want that.
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Todoroki gets hit with a quirk that makes him sick unless a particular person is touching him. And that particular person just happens to be Bakugou Katsuki.
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- Part 1 of Touch Sensitive
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06 Oct 2022
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we’re just companions, i swear by pchmngpi
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
27 Dec 2021
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It’s a bento. Yoo Joonghyuk, the regressor, the protagonist, the incarnation who has cut down multiple constellations with just his sword… gave him a bento. Kim Dokja has never felt more confused in his entire life.
“What’s this for? Do you want me to rate it or something? I mean, presentation-wise, it’s a 10—”
He gets interrupted again as the other man shoves the bento to his chest, and demands yet again, “Eat.”
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or alternatively, Kim Dokja lives his life unaware he's married to one regressor.
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28 May 2022