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• The Sleeping Prophet by PlasticStraws (ofWildflowersandPoisonedEarth)

  Fandoms: American Horror Story: Cult, American Horror Story: Apocalypse, American Horror Story: Murder House  

  • Mature
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F, F/M
  • Work in Progress

  17 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Kai Anderson/Original Character(s)
  • Kai Anderson/Winter Anderson
  • Winter Anderson/Speed Wagon
  • Kai Anderson
  • Winter Anderson
  • Speed Wagon
  • Pus Bucket
  • Original Characters
  • Ivy Mayfair-Richards
  • Tate Langdon
  • Michael Langdon
  • Nora Montgomery
  • Moira O'Hara
  • Rustin "Rust" Cohle
  • Basement dwelling
  • Smut
  • Flagrant littering
  • plastic straws
  • multiple perspectives with memory bias
  • doubters get no cookies
  • pinkie promises
  • Yoko Onanism
  • The longest Wayfair commercial in history
  • Indelible in the hippocampus
  • The Handjob's Tale
  • I Really Don't Care Do You
  • Alt Right Twix
  • scratch so small you can fix it with a pen
  • RIP Gord
  • building the wall is an issue of manhood
  • What’s Aleppo
  • Charles Manson - Freeform
  • Faygo
  • /ourguy/
  • Moonman
  • 4chan /pol/
  • golden shower la cucaracha
  • Bloody fisted lawn jockeys
  • Fox News
  • #nightof1000chickenwingeatin'players
  • Canadian Gothic
  • Great Lakes Gothic
  • Shameful White Habit of Guilt
  • Prairie Gothic
  • sackcloth and ashes
  • comprehensive immigration reform
  • aliens illegal and otherwise
  • E-2 Visa injustice
  • Latimer murder case
  • Galen Weston for VP
  • Tide Pods
  • Alexandria Occasional-Cortex
  • Edgar Cayce
  • Kebab Removalist
  • subscribe to pewdiepie
  • Cultural Appropriation
  • reinforced gender roles
  • it's the birthrates
  • Saudi America
  • Sealskin Boots
  • Jussie Smollet
  • The Land of the Free Refill
  • the night is dark and full of terrorists
  • Tendie Non Grata
  • Literally Hitler
  • #AtheistLivesDon’tMatter
  • Southern Hospitality
  • Paris Hilton’s Cancan
  • endless aesthetic
  • IVF is murder
  • surrogacy is slavery
  • procreation

  Summary

  The Greatest Tendie Story Ever Told.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  305,802

  Chapters:

  25/?

  Comments:

  342

  Kudos:

  77

  Bookmarks:

  16

  Hits:

  4,476

• Pound Me Too by PlasticStraws (ofWildflowersandPoisonedEarth)

  Fandoms: American Horror Story: Cult  

  • Mature
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  24 Sep 2018

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Kai Anderson/Reader
  • Kai Anderson
  • You
  • Trigger happy - Freeform
  • Smut
  • Topical Smut
  • Satire
  • Political Satire
  • Satirical Smut
  • Brace Yourselves; Kai is coming
  • Seriously if you can get triggered don't read this at all
  • Oh the places you'll go in your Grand Am
  • Tendies
  • Manwich with balls
  • Mr Butterfingers
  • Pinkie power dynamics
  • The Unravelling Rants of the Blah Blah Waa Waa Spinsterhood
  • Memes
  • 4chan
  • C'mon Anon
  • dark and dank
  • Poor taste to no taste at all other than Fluff
  • tour de force
  • One of the wettest we’ve seen from the standpoint of water
  • Trophy to mount
  • Unfortunately pound time’s up now make my Manwich
  • dunce cap
  • ouroboros of troll

  Summary

  Satirical smut. If you can't take the heat, stay out of Kai's basement. Nothing is sacred. Well, except the ceremony. And Pinkie Promises. Probably extremely triggering, if that's a thing that happens to you.

  Reader X Kai. Kai will be Kai. You will be a member of the cult's inner circle. Final warning.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,672

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  23

  Kudos:

  171

  Bookmarks:

  14

  Hits:

  5,302

• Me Too by PlasticStraws (ofWildflowersandPoisonedEarth)

  Fandoms: American Horror Story: Coven  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  27 Apr 2018

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Madison Montgomery/Kyle Spencer
  • Madison Montgomery
  • Kyle Spencer
  • Fluff
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Romantic Fluff
  • Sad Fluff
  • No smut fluff
  • Cuddling
  • Talking
  • descriptions of past abuse
  • When Life Hands You Lemons
  • make lemonade
  • Lemon-Aid
  • Nightmares
  • Kissing
  • white house black magic
  • Heartbreak
  • True Love

  Summary

  Madison and Kyle have something very sad in common.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,962

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  59

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  1,013

• Hair Triggered Manic Panic Blues by PlasticStraws (ofWildflowersandPoisonedEarth)

  Fandoms: American Horror Story: Cult  

  • Mature
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  20 Dec 2017

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Kai Anderson
  • Winter Anderson
  • Political Satire
  • Violence
  • Unconventional Sex
  • Creepy Siblings
  • Red White and Blue
  • if anything in the world triggers you don't read this
  • Smut
  • Guns
  • Gore
  • Littering
  • animal cruelty
  • red pilled
  • 4chan
  • Fox News
  • politically incorrect
  • Election 2016 - Freeform
  • Latex
  • Kai's sexist
  • manwich
  • Pinkie promise
  • Surprise Ending
  • Origin Story
  • Flashback
  • Blue Hair
  • Horrible hairdresser
  • Use of some alt right lingo
  • probably incorrectly
  • Endless double entendres and past season references
  • Psychotic break
  • Imaginary Friend
  • Symbolism
  • Narcissus and Echo
  • Trypophobia
  • Prescription Drug Abuse
  • Existential Angst
  • Existentialism
  • Tendies story parody
  • Anon - Freeform
  • pepe - Freeform
  • Chads/Virgins
  • MAGA - make aesthetic great again

  Summary

  Before Charlie Manson, there was Her... She seemed harmless enough...

  Behind every great man is a terrible hairdresser.

  Origin story. For anyone who ever wondered about Kai's blue hair, and why it was never maintained.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,627

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  11

  Kudos:

  50

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  1,044