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The Megumi-Is-Ill Incident by astrowaffles
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 May 2023
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“Woah, you’ve really done yourself in this time, Megs,” said a vaguely impressed voice.
Megumi’s eyes fluttered open, saw Gojo, and immediately closed. “Not today, thanks.”
“Awh, Megumi, open your eyes for a sec,” Gojo whined. “I wanna check your temperature.”
“You can do that with my eyes closed,” Megumi argued, eyes still closed. “I don’t have to look at you. My eyes already hurt.”
“So you really are sick,” Gojo observed, whiny tone completely gone. “You won’t even tell me I’m being dramatic.”
“You’re being dramatic.”
“Too late now. Yuji, get the thermometer.”
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OR: Megumi"s sick, Yuji"s kinda panicking, Gojo won"t shut up, and Megumi just wants some goddamn quiet
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- Part 9 of The Megumi and Gojo Incident
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The Mrs Tachibana Incident by astrowaffles
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Mar 2023
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“I can walk,” Megumi huffed. “Stop pushing me.”
“I’m being encouraging and supportive,” Gojo argued, moving Megumi along. “And you’re late, so speed it up.”
“It’s not my fault I’m late,” Megumi complained. “And we’re late every day, I’m pretty sure she’s used to it.”
“Who’s used to it?”
“Mrs Tachibana.”
“Who’s she?”
“My teacher, Satoru, who you met. Yesterday. At parents’ night.”
“Ohhhh, is that who she was? I had no idea.”
“I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not.”
“Kidding? I never kid. I genuinely had no idea who she was.”
“That doesn’t reassure me. At all.”
“Why not? I was being 100% serious.”
“That makes it worse.”
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OR: meeting the teacher, feat. Megumi hating his life
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- Part 8 of The Megumi and Gojo Incident
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The Megumi-Is-Biological? Incident by astrowaffles
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
28 Feb 2023
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“Now, now,” Nobara intervened. “You’re obviously similar, or you wouldn’t be having this argument.”
“True,” Yuji affirmed. “You have, like, the same personality.”
“Dude, I can’t be like Gojo. Gojo’s gay,” Megumi whispered. Gojo cackled.
“Megumi, you are the biggest homosexual to have ever walked this earth. Next objection, please.”
“Gojo’s annoying.”
“So are you.”
“He’s got no brain.”
“False information.”
“He’s always laughing in a super irritating way.”
“And you’re always super apathetic. Same thing, different fonts.”
“How is that the same thing-“
“Point is,” Nobara interrupted, “You do have similarities. Ever heard of nature vs. nurture?”
“No.”
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OR: gojo & megs are more similar than they think..
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- Part 7 of The Megumi and Gojo Incident
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The Megumi-Was-Cute Incident by astrowaffles for foreveronhold
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Jan 2023
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“Oh, I only put the boring ones on the wall,” Gojo shrugged. “He wasn’t meant to look like he was having fun.”
“They would have taken me away,” Megumi nodded, re-entering the room. He handed Gojo a can as he passed.
“They?”
“The people,” Gojo said mysteriously. He opened the can, foam spurting everywhere. “Gumi! You shook up the can, didn’t you!”
“Phrase it like a question and I might answer.”
“Did you shake up the can?”
“Yes.”
“Called it.” Gojo took a sip, leaving him with a foam moustache. “But anyway, I have fun pictures somewhere. Maybe.”
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OR: gojo has photo albums of megumi, and itadori HAS to see them
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- Part 6 of The Megumi and Gojo Incident
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The Megumi-Is-10-Incident by astrowaffles
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Dec 2022
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"What do you want for your birthday, Megs?"
"Dunno."
"Books?"
"Nah."
"Toys?"
"I"ve already got toys."
"Trip? Maybe to the zoo, or the aquarium, or-"
"I don"t wanna go anywhere with you."
"You could go with Tsumiki, if you wanted. Or Shoko, or Nanami. Anyone, really."
Megumi seemed to be thinking about it; Gojo did his best not to feel offended. No kid really liked their parents, right?
"Nah," was what Megumi settled on.
"Gumi, we only have a week. I"m begging you, tell me what you want for your birthday."
"Anything"s fine."
Gojo sighed. He could feel a migraine coming on.
"Cake? Do you want chocolate or something?"
"Confetti cake."
"Aha! Now we"re getting somewhere!" Gojo wracked his brain for any previous mention of confetti cake, only to come up blank. It should be fine, right? Google was free. "Alright, so what presents do you want with your confetti cake?"
"Dunno."
Back to the cycle of doom.
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OR: Megumi"s turning ten, Gojo searches for the Ultimate Present, and we all wish we were part of the Gojo-Fushiguro houseSeries
- Part 4 of The Megumi and Gojo Incident