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• Cocaine Bear by nyquil_drinker_420

  Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)  

  • Not Rated
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  23 Aug 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
  • Hannibal Lecter
  • Will Graham
  • original little guys who are unimportant to the story and die
  • Jack Crawford
  • Freddie Lounds
  • Abigail Hobbs
  • Alana Bloom
  • Franklyn Froideveaux
  • Tobias Budge
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • hannibal lecter does cocaine
  • Literal Crack
  • Cannibalism
  • Drug Use
  • Substance Abuse
  • but not really abuse this is a very light hearted fic! with murder!
  • Murder
  • Graphic Description of Corpses
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Cocaine
  • inappropriate use of serving platters
  • snorting cocaine off of a dead corpse for funsies
  • it's ok it makes him feel like god
  • if you think a friend is overdosing get them to a hospital immediately! paramedics aint snitches
  • learn how to do cpr! please! it's life saving in the most literal sense

  Summary

  Crack fic in the most literal terms. How does Hannibal have so much time to plot and pursue his cannibal schemes? Does he ever sleep? No, he doesn't sleep. He does cocaine. Nice, clean cut, expensive cocaine.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,987

  Chapters:

  3/7

  Comments:

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  Kudos:

  63

  Bookmarks:

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