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“You and Nicky always had each other.” What if that wasn't the case? What if they had been separated by 900 years?
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Andy, Joe, Booker & Nile form the Old Guard. Undefeatable warriors, and more than that, a family. But the arrival of a new immortal changes everything.Why are Joe’s dreams of this man so different? Is this arrival heralding the death of their dear sister, trapped in her sea coffin? How are they going to cope, especially Andy? And behind his names, what hides this new immortal with sea-colored eyes?
Never before has a new immortal caused so much upheaval.
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A year and a half after Nile joined the Old Guard, Andy decided it was time for the second round of "Who's Most Likely to?". This, despite the cave they were trapped in.
Among the questions:
- Who's most likely to have their own reality show? Or when Andy smiled, pleased with the new nicknames Joe and Booker had come up with for her.
- Who's most likely to throw the most eccentric birthday party? Or when a revelation about their age left Nicky more confused than ever and Joe in despair.
- Who's most likely to have sex outside? Or when Nile’s cheeks flushed at the memory of what she had recently walked in on. Then Joe spoke, his brown eyes locked with Nicky's, as if they were alone in the world, and Nile forgot to breathe.Canon divergence: Booker never betrayed, but London still happened.
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- Part 2 of Questions to a bunch of immortals
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“Who is most likely to?” by nuumite
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
21 Feb 2024
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Over the past four months, Nile has learned a lot about the fighting styles of each of these 4 guys that Destiny had thrown in her path. ‘An army’ Andy has called them. And indeed, an army they were.
But what else? Who really are these centuries-old immortals? And what better way to find out than with a Gen Z game?
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Who is most likely to bring strays home? Andy, Booker, Nicky, or Joe? Scream during a horror movie? Save you from a terrible blind date?
Canon divergence: Booker never betrayed, but London still happened.
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- Part 1 of Questions to a bunch of immortals
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Scorpio and Akatsuki ANBU teams, and other collateral damages by nuumite
Fandoms: Naruto
14 Aug 2023
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"He is my soulmate! We'll live the best love story ever!"
"Obito, he told you you're a creepy moron," sighed Rin.Or, the story of how Iruka, and now Obito meet Kakashi and are forced to deal with him and all the craziness of their respective ANBU teams. Well in the ANBU, nothing is easy... or boring.
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- Part 3 of Scorpio ANBU team
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How not to kill your crazy silver-haired boss: a lesson in patience from Iruka by nuumite
Fandoms: Naruto
14 Aug 2023
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Iruka had just joined the Scorpio ANBU, one of Konoha's elite police teams, led by Hatake Kakashi. After his eventful first day, Iruka was determined to do his duty with honor and composure.
But the question was whether he'd manage to do so before strangling his crazy new boss.
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- Part 2 of Scorpio ANBU team
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Questions to a bunch of immortals by nuumite
Fandom: The Old Guard (Comics), The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
21 Apr 2024
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Is there a better way to get to know someone and learn all their secrets than a series of “who's most likely to” questions? Now that she's immortal, Nile has plenty of time to test this theory.
Between past and present, three bonding moments and the Old Guard just being the Old Guard.
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Some dreamed their whole lives of joining ANBU, Konoha's elite forces. Others said that being one of these heroes was the honor of a lifetime.
But Iruka had seen the other side of the story. And believe him, these guys were total nutcases! Especially Kakashi & Obito.
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