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    Shikamaru’s never felt chakra so vibrant and warm before.

    The log that Naruto’s been punching shatters clean apart, reduced to little more than splinters under the devastating force of his chakra enhanced blow.

    Shocked and more than a bit startled, Shikamaru wheezes loudly, the sound carrying across the clearing and causing Naruto to abruptly turn and look in his direction.

    And in that single moment Shikamaru is lost.

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    30 Oct 2024

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    For his part, Kakashi looked incredibly bewildered, especially when Naruto started divesting him of clothing.

    “Naruto, what are you doing?” It was getting harder to pin the sucker down, Kakashi thought to himself, a little nostalgic for the time when it took a sliver of effort and one hand to immobilize the blonde.

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    27 Oct 2024

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    Despite what people might think about him, Naruto doesn’t mind being an omega.

    The fact he has a pussy instead of a dick is just biology and has no impact on the way he lives his life. It’s in his pants anyway, and people who try to look are perverts and shouldn’t be given the time of day. Nobody has the right to treat him differently because of anatomy, and nobody should think Naruto should behave differently because of it either.

    A friend waits for him at the end of his long, frustrating mission, and he is so, so, so happy to see that spiky ponytail. (he ignores the reason why).

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    27 Oct 2024

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    Kakashi's managed to avoid his rut for nigh on ten years. This, apparently, means Tsunade kicks him out of his office for a week to deal with it.

    "I recommend, as your doctor, to find a heat partner." Tsunade's eyes are soft. "This can kill you, Kakashi."

    Kakashi would rather die, thank you.

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    27 Oct 2024

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    “Try not to die on your way out."

    Sung Hyunjae smiled. “I’ll rely on you to save me, my prince.”

    Han Yoojin returned his smile, half-mocking. “Don’t get your hopes up.”

    In which Han Yoojin is betrothed to the crown prince of Seseong.

    (Unfortunately, he also has no idea who Sung Hyunjae is.)

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    22 Oct 2024