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  1. Rec 63

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    Frat bros Jack and Ed conspire to fuck Izzy when they’re high, drunk and horny.

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    24 May 2022

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    the ur text of jackedhands frat boy
    fuckery 💖

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    Viago gets dumped by the love of his afterlife, and everyone does their level (terrible) best to help him move on. Anton knows a thing or two about not getting the life you thought you were going to have. The camera crew are back to film every moment of it. More or less.

    “Katherine left Viago a note.” Deacon says, turning to the camera and making a face as a moan of anguish echoes from behind the closed door of Viago’s chamber. “It seems that she met a younger man at the bingo hall, and they have- well, not ‘run’ away, because I do not think he can run with that metal frame thing he has to use to get about but- they have left.”

    A crash comes from inside the room, and then more heartbroken crying.

    Deacon winces. “Vladislav is comforting him.”

    “We could just kill her if you like-” Vladislav can be heard saying.

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    27 May 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    “Aww, Iz,” Ed says, but he doesn’t sound annoyed. In fact, one of his hands is kneading the pudge of Izzy’s stomach, firm soothing motions that Izzy clings to to quiet down the screaming inside his brain and the buzzing of his ears.

    “That was fucking raw, man,” Jack says, but his tone doesn’t sound disgusted so much as it does incredulous, and admiring. “God damn.”

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    14 May 2022

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    A modern AU that follows the entire staff of the drag bar named Revenge as well as their partners and the Bonnet children. Features drag shows, late in life coming out stories, romance in many forms, and as much found family as you could ask for.

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    13 May 2022

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    “There,” he says. “Taken care of. Now back to my problems—“

    “NANDOR!” Guillermo is already yelling, snatching the vacuum away and pressing his face to the dusty old bag. “Can you hear me?!” He thinks he hears a defeated, squished help, and he scowls at Laszlo. “How the hell am I meant to get him out of here in one piece?!”

    “Not my problem,” Laszlo deadpans. “What is my problem is that I’ve run out of porn to read.”

    “Holy fucking—“ Guillermo is off, muttering curses as he unearths Laszlo’s laptop from under a pile of crap. “Use your computer. You know, the one you made me steal from Best Buy?! Just Google it!”

    “There’s porn on the internet?”

    “THAT IS ALL THAT IS ON THE INTERNET!”

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    11 Apr 2022