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  1. Summary

    The same story, told in so many different ways.

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    Unconnected character studies set to the tune of an aluminum bat scraping over concrete.

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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    When Shepard wakes up after everything, Garrus isn't there. And neither is anyone else.

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    27 Nov 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    Hook couldn't allow Soundwave to defect. It would be awful, it would be a true nightmare. Soundwave was the only other mech in the entire faction, it seemed like, who gave half a frag about getting anything done to acceptable standards. Shockwave was distracted by his science, Scrapper was a manager and therefore didn't count because his job was essentially to make Hook do his own job worse on someone else's direction (Hook understood that he was frustrated but this was a frustrating situation and Scrapper would get it) Megatron and Starscream weren't even worth considering, and the rest of the faction barely had jobs to even do. No, Hook would be all alone in the quality department if Soundwave actually left. 

    Also, the Decepticons would surely collapse. But that was less important than getting things done correctly and less important than not making Hook's life exponentially more difficult for no good reason at all.
    Something had to be done!

    Or: Soundwave defects from the Decepticons. Hook takes it upon himself to fix this.

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    21 Sep 2024

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. ‘Not dying’ just got a lot more complicated than ‘follow chemlab safety instructions.’ A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.

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    29 Apr 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    06 Mar 2024

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    When Luke overhears his aunt and uncle arguing, he follows old Ben to Daiyu. Skywalker shenanigans ensues.

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    18 Jan 2024

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