15 Works by noodleinabarrel

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    Beyond the color of their uniforms, Spock and McCoy have one thing in common: they’re both in love with the other’s best friend. Spock has “fallen in love” with Jim and doesn’t know how to get back up. Asking the captain’s confidant for romantic advice seems like the only logical solution, but becoming used to McCoy’s shocking methods will take some fortitude. Leonard, on the other hand, finds himself playing wingman to a Vulcan—a roll he gets more and more caught up in as Spock’s will-he-won’t-he romance sends the doctor into a nail-biting fury.

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    After having the best lay of his life on the couch of the sleazy club he bartends at, Jim comes home starry-eyed. Bones, however, couldn't give a shit about his roommate's swooning. All he cares about is his half-made guacamole and the avocado Jim promised to buy, but conveniently lost when his mystery man accidentally stole his jacket.

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    Jim tries to carry a heavy box up the stairs. Despite his husband's objections, Spock insists on helping him.

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    Jim has a lot on his plate: a wedding to organize on a limited budget, a judgmental father-in-law to win over, an expanding waistline, and final exams to pass. Good thing his stalwart best man and crew of Academy friends are willing to lend several helping hands. However, as his stress levels rise, and his nuptials to Spock grow closer, Jim's butter fingers and impulsive attitude might cause all of his carefully laid plans to literally go swirling down the drain.

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    26
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    423
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    47
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    5,812
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    Spock contemplates his newly unbound emotions post-Kolihnar as Jim brings him a sparse breakfast in bed.

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    2,817
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    Jim is a broke Starfleet Academy student who hasn’t eaten since breakfast, and Spock is acting weird -- again. Convinced his boyfriend is about to kick his boring ass to the curb, Jim is desperate to show Spock a good time by giving his sweet tooth the biggest sugar rush ever. After a little role play, and a whole lot of free cake, Spock finally finds the words to say what’s on his mind.

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    10,262
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    When Jim accidentally cuts his finger while cooking dinner, Spock frets over the small wound, the sight reminding him of more serious injuries during their time aboard the Enterprise.

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    4,807
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    Jim convinces Spock to take shore leave with him on Risa, hoping the time together will help re-solidify their bond of friendship after some recent tension. Meanwhile, Spock convinces himself he's on Risa for one reason and one reason only, to prevent his wayward captain from getting into trouble.
    After a passionately illogical night of Romulan Ale and chocolate infused liquor, everything changes when Jim wakes with something other than a hangover filling his head. Something he's sure neither he nor Spock can handle. Because if Jim knows anything for sure, it's that his messed up thoughts belong nowhere near Spock's clean, ordered mind.

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    4,295
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    1,031
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    63,439
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    Over the course of their five year mission aboard the Enterprise, Spock observes the curious--and sometimes frustrating--human customs associated with Valentine’s Day in relation to his captain. As Spock’s relationship with Kirk evolves, observation irrevocably shifts into participation.

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    Chapters:
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    8,131
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    While Jim is away on a delegation mission, he panics about what to give Spock for Christmas. With help from Bones and Uhura, and in between some spam texting with Spock, Jim realizes he already has the perfect gift. And all it needs is wrapping paper and a bow.

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    1,005
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    84
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    11,872
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    Spock spends his shore leave reading the end-user license agreement for a new piece of Starfleet technology. Jim questions Spock's use of his vacation time.

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    14
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    178
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    13
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    1,761
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    Jim keeps leaving dirty dishes in the sink and toast crumbs in the bed. Spock deals with the mess silently until an unfortunate ironing incident puts it all in perspective.

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    5,797
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    Texting your Vulcan first officer in the middle of the night is never a good idea. Especially when you have an obsessive crush on said Vulcan.

    The holidays are approaching and Jim is left entirely Spockless aboard the Enterprise when his First takes shore leave on New Vulcan. After some midnight pining, Jim sends a text he instantly regrets. That is, until Spock responds and willingly continues their textual communications to an inevitable conclusion.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    148
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    3,150
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    608
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    39,651
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    Shortly before his first mission to Romulus, Spock buys a fixer-upper house with Jim. Although Jim is excited to begin renovating their new home, Spock worries it’s only a matter of time before his husband falls off a ladder and breaks his spine. Not to mention, the house’s derelict state is preventing Spock from enjoying his remaining time with Jim.

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    1/1
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    17
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    335
    Bookmarks:
    74
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    4,175
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    When Jim Kirk joins the xenolinguistics club, Professor Spock is drawn to the cadet despite his better judgment. Soon, Spock finds himself in a friendship he never asked for, a relationship that is quickly evolving into something more than he can handle. In an effort to free himself from Kirk’s persistent affection, Spock makes use of his anthropological research on human relationships, which has unexpected consequences.

    Language:
    English
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    30,391
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    2,490
    Bookmarks:
    617
    Hits:
    42,523

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