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Severus is a brilliant but hard-to-work-with chemistry professor, who only teaches because he has to but would much rather spend all his time doing research. Harry is the grad student that either Albus or Minerva - the head of the chemistry department on paper, even though everyone knows Severus always gets what he wants - has assigned to essentially follow Severus around and tell him “no” when he’s being unreasonable. Harry is tasked with keeping Severus on budget and preventing all his students from quitting his class. Severus takes this as a personal affront.
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05 Nov 2024
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Harry discovers that there is something wrong at his company and sets out to visit it undercover, pretending to be the new Happiness Manager.
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05 Nov 2024
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Suddenly, the bowl spun, the insides glowed, and it emitted a burst of magic. A pair of vivid green eyes materialised inside the silver interior. "Hello," a slightly high-pitched male voice said.
Severus choked back a gasp, released the bowl and stumbled backwards, his long black hair falling over his face.
“Ow.” The eyes darted left and right around the bowl's lips. “Why did you drop me? That hurt.”
Severus pointed his wand, “You teenage imbeciles have gone too far!”
“Hey, why are you shouting and pointing that stick at me?” The bowl shook on the ground, and the blue lights pulsed. Green eyes suddenly rose like floating lights, eying their surroundings. "Are you my companion? My name is Harry; it's nice to meet you!"
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17 Sep 2024
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Backhanded Compliments by Trueliarose for FatesMistake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jul 2024
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In hopes of keeping disputes between her colleagues to a minimum, Headmistress McGonagall has Severus and Harry sign a contract. What she didn't tell them were the consequences of breaking the new rules, or that there was only one way to stop the annoying punishment: set aside their differences and reconcile. What could go wrong?
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13 Aug 2024
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The Brute of St Brutus’ by RubyRoseRed for ThreeSidedOrchid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2024
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Years after he was liberated from St. Brutus’ school for ‘incurably criminal boys’, Harry Potter is working in a bakery and living a quiet, single life in London.
Enter Harry’s former chemistry professor, who does not immediately recognise him.
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13 Aug 2024