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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    "Easy now," His hand wrapped around your mouth, tugging you backwards into the alleyway. His breath was warm on your neck as he spoke, his voice a low timbre. "I'm not going to hurt you. Just keep your mouth shut."

    All you had wanted was your morning coffee, not to witness a murder. Sure, you understood well enough why it had to be done, but seeing it in front of you was still a shock. Anyone would've been frozen, but that instinct was the reason you had been tugged back into a New York alleyway at six in the morning.

    "What do you want?" Your voice was slow, hushed as you tried to stay as still as possible.

    "Your apartment," He muttered, his eyes narrowing through his mask. "And perhaps you as well."

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    In which you bring back a fugitive to your apartment.

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    10 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    jorking my johnson to this

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    You suck off the guy who shot the UnitedHealthcare CEO.

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    10 Dec 2024

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    would

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    You recognize the United Healthcare Shooter on a bus in NJ, but so does a plain-clothes cop. Will you be able to reach him in time?

    (Finished smutty twoshot)

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    10 Dec 2024

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    HOT

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Luigi Mangione, a shooter in many senses, flees from the scene of his crime and indulges himself, touches himself, strokes himself, devours himself between the trees beneath the stars...

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    10 Dec 2024

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    hot as FUCK

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    "I need repayment for wasting a bullet... and since you don't have cash, I see only one other option."
    READ TAGS DAMNIT

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    21 Oct 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i just wanna beat my fucking meat..