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    Wunderkammer, noun. Translated from the German as wonder room and more commonly known in English as a cabinet of curiosities.

    HELP WANTED: Maintenance Worker (late hours)
    Seeking a person of steady disposition and keen intellect. Generous compensation. Room and board available upon request. Not suitable for those possessed of a delicate constitution or nervous temperament. Mechanical aptitude a must, fast runners strongly preferred. Priority will be afforded to candidates with no dependents or other living relatives. Applicants may report to Mr. Edwin Payne, acting head curator and recondite warder of the London Athenaeum.
    Office hours: 11:30pm – 5:30am, Mondays only.

    It’s the weirdest bloody job interview Charles has ever done.

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    Edwin is in Hell. Nothing is as it seems.

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    The pre-canon adventures of Edwin and Charles. In which they love each other a whole lot and neither one has any idea how to be normal about it.

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    “What is that?” Crystal asks, looking Edwin up and down with an expression of abject befuddlement that borders on disgust.

    “It is my disguise,” Edwin replies a little stiffly in response to her tone. “You told me to wear a disguise.”

    “You look like Margaret Thatcher,” Crystal says flatly. “You’re going undercover at a nightclub, not a library. This—“ she plucks at Edwin’s long tweed skirt, her lip curling— “is not appropriate nightclub attire. You’re gonna attract too much attention.”

    “I thought attracting attention was the point of this ludicrous exercise,” Edwin snaps back.

    “Yes, the right kind of attention,” Crystal stresses. “This—” she waves a hand broadly at him—“will get the wrong kind of attention.”

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    In which the gang returns home to discover something sinister stalking London’s party scene after dark, Edwin lets his hair down, Charles’ confidence is shaken, and Crystal pursues a new lease on life (and hopefully doesn’t die in the process).

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    Poltergeists are created when a ghost experiences extreme emotional distress. Poltergeists are notoriously hard to reign in, and they almost never gently move on. Neither Edwin nor Charles ever imagined it would happen to them.

    Basically, five times where the Dead Boy Detective Agency dealt with the threat of a poltergeist.

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    “Once you choose to go down the poltergeist route there is no coming back,” Edwin said. “And I will have no choice but to follow you.”

    “You can’t do that mate,” Charles said. His voice had cleared up some, his form less wavy.

    “Then do not go where I cannot follow,” Edwin said.

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