namedawesome
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hey.
hey you.
yeah you.
...........
have you heard of our lord and savior cotton eye joe?
neither have i. weird right?
what do you mean 'theres a song'?
what the fuck is a song?
who did you say you were again?
get the hell off my lawn!
no one needs you making up words, dude, thats for those shakespeare types.
hey now theres no need to call the cops.
thats right, just calm down, everythings okay now...
yo, steve, hand me that rope, we've got another one!
damn kids, think they know everything! 'song', like thats a real thing, right steve?
what the fuck? you too? goddamnit steve! give me the rope!
don't you run away from me! steve! steve!
*sigh* fuck.
wait...
where did you come from?
where did you go?
wh... where did you... come from....
cotton eye... joe?
*explosion of light, voices from on high, cotton eye joe himself descends from above*
*whispered, with feeling* what the fuck...