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  1. Rec 83

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    SpokeIsHere: heyyyyyy guys so i didnt mean to take sicology as an elective but now im in the class and i know im going to bomb it like hell

    SpokeIsHere: but u guys are all in the class too!!! so!!!

    Reddoons: bro said sicology

    Ash and Red may not be doing any better in their Psychology Class than their friends, but they sure are good at snooping through other people's businesses!

    As the two attempt to balance their psych homework, trying to find out who their friends are crushing on, AND the stupid group chat Spoke created throughout the new school year, Ash and Red become closer than either would have ever expected.

    a silly lifesteal chatfic

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    30 Aug 2024

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    thot spoke or gay minute

  2. Rec 14

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    PlanetLord 🪐: wait isn’t it technicallyy Furry Federation..?
    PlanetLord 🪐: Like if you think hard enough about it..

    PrinceZam: no Planetlord we are not having a conversation about this again

    Parrotx2: FYM AGAIN??????
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    Lifesteal but they’re highschoolers and everything can go wrong, in one way or another

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    29 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    funniest shit I've seen today /pos

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    09 Feb 2024

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    "Talking to the night entity at 3AM! No Clickbai-$

    "Whom hast summoned I?"

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    Crack Fics from an unfunny person centered around Xisuma and his complete inability to wrangle his insane chaotic children.

    Featuring special guests Coffee, Xisuma wishing to be put out of his misery, and Xisuma's prized Ship In A Bottle

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    20 Jan 2024

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    Driving Eggs-why-zoo-ma-voiced insane! Featuring: Hitting him over the head with Doc's time machine & leaving Jellie in the Aether- wait what-

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    Tommy Innit, known mostly as Red Thunder, the golden and beloved sidekick of Dream, has been doing his best to be the best he could ever be.
    He'd been training under Dream's wing, and honestly couldn't have asked for anything better! Except-

    He's suddenly asked by the Sleepy Bois Inc (one of the best hero groups in the country, his idols) to join them on one of their missions, and he's almost screaming in joy. Almost.

    But why do they keep insisting that Dream has been treating him wrong when the man had just wanted to make him better?

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    Tommy temporarily joins the sbi hero group and finds out he might have been hurt more than he realized

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    15 Jan 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Probably the most climatic and best book I've ever read

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