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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Is there enough space in the universe for both of them?

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    26 Sep 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love bald men

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    Aziraphale knows he made the right choice, even if every piece of him is screaming for him to go back to Crowley. Aziraphale knows that this promotion is a chance for him to actually change things for the better, to make a real difference. Even if he has to leave Crowley behind to do it. It hurts but, Aziraphale knows it will all be worth it in the end. Arizaphale knows a lot of things.

    Crowley feels a lot of things as he slithers into the Bentley. Most of it hurts too much to think about, and Crowley’s always been good at pushing away the pain. So if you asked Crowley how he’s feeling as he drives away, the only answer he could give you is numb. Numb and… lonely.

    It's months later when it all changes, and suddenly, there is a strange man in Heaven, with far too many eyes to be human and blood spilling from a knife wound in his chest, and there is another strange man in the bookshop, who fades in and out with fog and who’s clutching a bloody knife in his hands. What happens, when Aziraphale isn’t the only one in Heaven who Knows a lot of things, and when Crowley has to take care of someone who’s just as Lonely?

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    I decided there aren't enough tma/GO crossovers on this site

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    24 Aug 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Down by the Chesapeake Bay, the small town of Irving has enough problems without someone among them killing their own. With a plea by radio, the synth detective Nick Valentine has been summoned to get to the bottom of things. But when the strangling vines and murders correlate, he'll need to seek out the stranger investigating the vine infestation: a doctor from the west coast, by the name of Arcade Gannon.

    Or: a pulp horror noir, a meeting of the minds of the detective and the doctor. Possibly the start of a series.

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    10 Jan 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    If Gordon's life was a movie, it'd be a goddamn comedy.

    He comes to this realization on a Saturday morning, standing in the 7/11 in his sweatpants as he stares down the hot stranger, holding a red bull in one hand and the other still holding open the cooler.

    Why?

    Because this shit is nothing short of fucking ridiculous, and somebody had better be laughing.

    (a formal apology to regular half-life fans, I hope they separate the tags soon)

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    18 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    what the heck? this is cute? ugh, kudos and bookmark. smh my head

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    The fog lapped around his knees which were too numb to care, and maybe it would be alright if he just fell asleep for a while, before it gets any colder. He could just lie down and…

    “You’re not alone,” A staticky voice echoed around the fog, dissipating it until Martin could feel warmth again. As the fog blew away, Martin started seeing the figure more clearly.

    “What?” breathed Martin weakly.

    The static became louder, taking up the void Martin suddenly felt himself in 一 A void filled with nothing, not even the fog, just those incandescent eyes 一 and within the static, he heard the voice say almost disappointedly, “You’re just having some idiotic dream.”
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    The Jonmartin Scott Pilgrim AU nobody asked for! Martin Blackwood meets the literal guy of his dreams, Jon. But in order to date him, he must defeat the League of Evil Avatars 一 Seven fear god servants who seem to greatly disapprove of his relationship with Jon. And who the hell is this Elias guy anyway?

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    12 Jun 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    michael cera more like martin cblackwood