munchmulch
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- Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett (16)
- Good Omens (TV) (16)
- Undertale (Video Game) (9)
- Homestuck (3)
- תנ"ך | Tanakh (2)
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Creative Writing for Creative Children and Panicked Nannies by munchmulch for Ambra_Sue
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jan 2024
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Unsurprisingly, it only takes a few moments for pounding feet to be heard from the hall before a harried looking man skids to the entrance of the room, halting with a jerk before actually stepping in. “Adam! You can’t just run off like that! I told you that they’re not going to want a bloo—“ he cuts himself off with a strangled sound, “blasted adult sitting in on a club!”
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Aziraphale is as prepared for the new school year as he can be-- what he's not prepared for is an awkward man in sunglasses who's about to pull Aziraphale into not only his own life, but the lives of Aziraphale's students.
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Book review podcast for the Discworld books.
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- Part 1 of Ankh-Morpork Historians Guild
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Ankh-Morpork Historians Guild: Good Omens by munchmulch
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 May 2022
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Good Omens book review and discussion
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- Part 2 of Ankh-Morpork Historians Guild
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On The Habits Of Vampires And Retired Goths by munchmulch
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jan 2022
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“That’s called infatuation, dear.” Tracy is attempting to hide her smile and seems entirely too sober considering she’s had just as much to drink as Crowley.
“Nnnn, noo, n you don’ understand!” Crowley flings an arm in the air to try and convey the point, “is, is, hes jst, they’re jis” Crowley pinwheels the arm, “did I tell you about the table? I told you about the table right? And the dears and the pipping, pip-pip? Smile, told you?”
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The thing is about Crowley's new neighbor, the thing is that Crowley is very, very gay.
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In The Beginning: Cain and Abel by munchmulch
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2021
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"Now, surely we can be reasonable!"
The post-fetal human continues to scream from the pile of furs they've been placed in.
"My dear, I do realize this all must be terribly confusing. You should have seen me on my creation day! Completely bamboozled, if I had been created with as little control of my physical form as you I am quite sure that I would have wanted to scream too." The human continues to shriek and Aziraphale feels their own eyes stinging as they wring their hands uselessly. They thought that they’d be able to do this. With a final sniff they come to the gloomy conclusion that they need to bring out the big guns. “Craaaaaaaaaawly!”
Series
- Part 2 of the beginning, the middle, the end
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Ankh-Morpork Historians Guild by munchmulch
Fandom: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Apr 2023
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the beginning, the middle, the end by munchmulch
Fandom: Christian Bible (Old Testament), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Hebrew Bible, The Book of Genesis
25 Dec 2021
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If Crowley and Aziraphale had both lived with Adam and Eve in the beginning.
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Ed runs into a familiar-looking guy on the last day of school.
Bookmarked by munchmulch
10 Dec 2024
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Israel Hands doesn't go to church on Christmas Eve.
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Bookmarked by munchmulch
10 Dec 2024
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It’s coming on Christmas, they’re cutting down trees, they’re putting up reindeer, and singing songs of joy and peace, and Stede Bonnet is fine.
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Bookmarked by munchmulch
10 Dec 2024
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A Pleasure To Survive With You by KannaOphelia for HolRose
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Dec 2024
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Crowley made an unintelligible but expressive noise. “Anyway, there’s no mess inside the door. So I suppose everything will be fine.”
“I do wish you’d speak directly.”
“Slippery tongue of the serpent.” Crowley flickered the tip of his tongue out, visible for just a split moment, and Aziraphale caught himself trying to see if it was divided at the end. Really, he wasn’t entirely himself. It was rude to look for holes in Crowley’s human disguise, even if the memory of his naked form hovered at the edge of his mind. “I’m glad to be here with you, too.”
For just a split second, Aziraphale felt as if the world hung in balance again, and the wrong move would send it plummeting into a changed reality. He breathed slowly and carefully before answering.
“It’s a pleasure to survive with you, too,” he said.
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Book boys, slowly and awkwardly negotiating being in love.
Bookmarked by munchmulch
10 Dec 2024
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Ed dumps Izzy in the middle of the countryside. Looking for a shelter for the night, he meets Lucius, who invites him over to Stede's sprawling, supernatural property. He accepts, not knowing of the price to pay.
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Izzy stares open mouthed at the massive manor looming in the center of the grounds. “And all that is yours, twatty?”“Oh, fuck no,” Lucius laughs. “It’s Stede’s. I just answer summons like yours in the daylight.”
“The fuck kind of name is Stede?” Izzy blinks. “Daylight?”
Lucius rolls his eyes. “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everybody.”
“Everybody? How many people are there in this fucking place?”Lucius shrugs. “A fair few. Stede’s made his home sort of a refuge for-” He glances cautiously at Izzy. “-abandoned and unwanted people. Folks with nowhere else to go. Not that that’s you.”
Izzy snorts and waves him away. No need to talk around it, he is unwanted.
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Bookmarked by munchmulch
09 Dec 2024