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    In the beginning, the Fall started with two Angels. Archangels who only wanted a bit of clarification. Archangels who only wanted some justice.
    6000 years later, both of these demons are struggling with their respective partners leaving them and going to heaven.

    After Aziraphale left, Crowley got a call from Lucifer asking him for help. The Princess of Hell had a hotel, and who better than Crowley to help her with it?

    Aziraphale arrives in Heaven and it's different from what he was expecting. They have an army that goes down and kills sinners every year, but no-one except for the Archangels and the highest Seraph know about this. Also, his prayers haven't been answered yet and he doesn't know what to do without Her guidance.

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    07 Apr 2024

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    Alastor’s original intentions were to answer the summoning on behalf of his cat, screw the summoner over for their audacity to summon his cat- of all creatures in Hell- but a curious stroke of Potter Luck drastically changes his plans. Join Alastor’s year at Hogwarts while he fulfills his side of a deal that’s irrevocably in his favor, mostly told from the point of view of his beloved Feline Companion- not Husk, but rather the literal cat known as Nyx.

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    30 Apr 2024

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    The note is short. It reads:
    “Go to hazbin hotel and help Charlie before it's too late. Alastor is not the enemy.”

    (Lucifer gets a note from the future and is determined to change... something. The note isn't very specific, but he'll figure it out.)

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    06 Apr 2024

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    Alternate take of when Charlie and Vaggie go to Heaven for that meeting, but with Alastor tagging along!
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    No one really thinks about what other sinners did before they ended up in Hell. They obviously sinned to spawn in Hell, it was just a matter of what they did and that didn't really matter to your average sinner. Most who knew the Radio Demon, would tell you he was a murderer, cannibal, and dark magic user when he was alive. It was obvious they'd say, just look at what he does now! But what were his motives for the murders he committed? What were the circumstances he had found himself in? What about his Morals?
    Alastor knew he was sinner; he knew where he would end up when he died, and it didn't bother him if it meant protecting those who couldn't protect themselves. Like those who kill to protect themselves, their fellow soldiers, or their cause, as soon as you crossed that line you would be condemned. That's what they were taught. Kill one killer and there would still be the same number of killers in the world. "But if you are already irredeemable, what's one more sin? One more Kill? Might as well as send the other sinners to judgement early if you have already been judged."

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    21 Feb 2024

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    While Sir Pentious is redeemed and in Heaven, Adam is thrown to the fires of Hell. Where he finds a demon he had just tried to kill, forgotten among the ruins of the Hazbin Hotel, slowly bleeding out.

    Seeing his chance to get back to Heaven, Adam strikes a deal with the deer to get little miss princess to give him a second chance. It goes about as well as you think, except Adam catches feelings for some antlered freak with a taste for people-flesh and a short king with pretty wings that can't stop entering pissing contests with everyone.

    (And why is Alastor so enchanted by eyes that remind him of the sun?)

     

    In which an asexual person writes our one ace canon character and takes a crack ship only semi seriously. (I'm mostly focusing on the plot of adam-gets-maybe-redeemed and sera is a giant asshole)

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    20 Feb 2024