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  1. Summary

    Remember fanfiction dot net? Pepperidge Farm remembers, and Pepperidge Farm knows stories on there are at risk of being lost forever so Pepperidge Farm is importing some from an old account that was created in 2006.

    It's gonna be spicy but it's gonna be good.

    No they're all pretty rough, I was 14/15 mmkay

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  2. Summary

    A collection of explicit Good Omens stories, all gathered together under one hilariously inappropriate title.

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    The one where Hermione needs Harry to be safe.

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    Harry. Harry wasn’t safe.

    Harry needed to be somewhere safe this summer. He had watched Cedric die. Watched Voldemort return. Been tortured. Seen his dead parent return while he duelled the man who murdered his parents. All during a tournament he was forced into and consequently vilified for by his peers and Britain’s wizarding world.

    Harry needed to be somewhere where he could be sad and angry and scared and not alone and safe.

    Where was safer than Hogwarts?

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    Formerly titled What Would Hermione Do?

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    07 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Got to chapter 12 or so then got bored. It's just so long.

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    Spock wonders, sometimes, if perhaps there is nothing at all he can do to fix time. If the loop will continue forever, or if perhaps in a million days the timeline will abruptly flow again, smooth and flawless, while he remains mad

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    05 Jan 2025

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    Spock decides to start utilizing emojis during intraship messaging in an attempt to better communicate with human colleagues.

    Reactions are mixed, but Kirk wholly approves of the results.

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    03 Jan 2025

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    Spock gets captured on a mission. He returns acting strange, refusing to speak about what happened. Everyone considers this a sign of severe trauma.
    It's not.

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    03 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Michael couldn't help but hold out hope for something good, deliberately ignoring the side of his brain that relied on logic alone.

    Because that side of his brain was warning him that this was probably just another one of GOB’s magician meetings, in which GOB would plead that Michael be his stand-in assistant. Or the Hot Cops needed a place to crash for the weekend, and GOB wanted Michael to convince their parents to let a group of male strippers move in “temporarily”.

    But Michael was ignoring that part of his brain, so.

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    21 Dec 2024