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Not a Mounted Dildo but a Fuck Machine by NaroMoreau, summerofspock
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
26 Jul 2021
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Aziraphale and Crowley have lived together for three years when lockdown goes into effect. When Aziraphale meets a nice girl on Tinder who he thinks is his perfect match, he's delighted. There's just one hurdle: that pesky virginity thing. Lucky for him, Crowley has always been there for him. He's helped Aziraphale with every other problem through the years, why not this one?
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- Part 1 of NAMDBAFM
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15 Dec 2024
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Well this is awkward. Crowley suddenly runs into Aziraphale. Turns out, the angel has been tasked with taking Jesus to Earth for the Second Coming but Aziraphale keeps finding new reasons to postpone it. Like having Eras tour tickets. Do you know how hard those are to come by?
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13 Dec 2024
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.
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11 Dec 2024
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“If you play any operas,” Crowley growled, “or classical music or Shostakovich, I’m going to cut off your internet for a century.”
The pianist stared at him, blank as God’s useless hand.
It went like this:
Crowley put his plants back in his apartment, first.
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Or, Crowley goes to that extremely alcoholic breakfast at the Ritz, anyway. Aziraphale is allowed to get a little angry.
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06 Dec 2024
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Plus One by Caedmon
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale Eastgate’s wealthy family have finally come to tolerate the fact that he’s gay in the last couple of years. However, to their mind, he’s in his mid-thirties and should be settling down with someone… acceptable. So Aziraphale tells them he has a boyfriend whom they haven’t met -and doesn't exist. Now his older brother is getting married, and Aziraphale has been given a plus one. They're expecting to meet his imaginary boyfriend, so he’s got to find a date. Fast.
He takes his problem to his best friend, Fergus, who suggests his mechanic, Crowley. Much to Aziraphale's surprise, the gorgeous (and likely straight) mechanic agrees to go to the Tadfield Estate for the whole five-day event.
Simple, right?
Well...
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03 Dec 2024