moonpickle
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- Homestuck (2)
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CG: I'M PREGNANT.
TG:
TG: you are fuckin *what* now
CG: OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR JACKASS.In which an alien refugee and a human abuse survivor, after a fateful night of passion, must travel across state lines to rekindle lost friendships and get rid of their bizarre freakish hybrid fetus, be gay by the standards of both their species, and do several crimes. Includes controversial politics, quadrant confusion, several instances of quirky background characters, and a shitty old prius.
CW: An author who has no idea what the fuck he's doing. (I'll put warnings on individual chapters if something comes up. Also content warning for unplanned Mpregnancy, as well as planned Mbortion. It is unclear to me how much of this concept is a joke and how much I am taking it seriously.)
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I don't even know with this one. Basically John and Dave fuck because Dave is gay and John wants to feel like a woman and they both want an excuse to escape their dead-end marriages.
Contains no Obana-assisted suic!de. You are welcome.
(The title comes from the Neil Cicierega song because it is funny to me personally, and also I happened to be listening to it while writing the John/Dave scene. It's fun to stay at the YMCA. That's pretty much all there is to say on the matter)
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Alchemical Components Of The Divine (Or: How To Safely Murder Your Friends For Fun And Profit) by catalyticGenesis
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Sep 2022
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It seems like it'll be a pretty simple task to get everyone to god tier even though they're stuck on a meteor, right? Three quest beds can't be all that hard to figure out how to make. Alchemy is pretty fun and easy anyways (and other misconceptions about the fundamental nature of reality within a game).
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28 Sep 2022
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"This is good. You just need Kim to put his fingers right down into the back of your throat, and then he’ll be able to feel that there’s no bullet lodged in your brainstem, and everything will be okay. This is a normal conversation, and you’re doing well at it. You’re winning, even. This is great."
In which there is a great change coming to Revachol, Harry tries his best to conduct a normal conversation, and Kim is not, in fact, psychic.
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27 Sep 2022
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“Holy shit. What did you see?”
You look down at your cup–-still steaming, still too hot–-and say, “I saw you.”
Dave goes totally still. Sun catches his shades in a silver flash. “Me.”
“Or my bro, I guess. I knew what he looked like from pics and videos.”
(Dirk tells Dave a story from his childhood.)
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21 Sep 2022
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The thing is no one knew anything more about "Kitty" other than her delicious cooking (Dave obviously doesn't want to share – ever) but the guys are more or less already in love with her. Drew insists she's probably this blond bombshell with big, blue eyes, all curves with legs that go on forever and a great rack... Practically everyone in the team has their own opinion.
Series
- Part 1 of Dave's Girl
Bookmarked by moonpickle
20 Sep 2022
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Corporate Parasite by glassThicket, indigoEnchantress, vampiricSartorial
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Sep 2022
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Eight individuals have been hand-selected for an avant-garde space travel initiative to gather a root purported to heal various ailments by a leading pharmaceutical syndicate. They must work together, overcome various cosmic affairs, and of course, keep their faith in Corporate no matter what.
A tale of horror, lesbians in space, trauma and the process of healing, corporate avarice, and parasites.
(Tags and characters will update as they are revealed.)Series
- Part 1 of Corporate Parasite
Bookmarked by moonpickle
09 Sep 2022