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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    James finds it increasingly difficult to keep secrets so he turns to the internet for advice.

    It wasn’t helpful.

    There’s always Noah Kahan instead.

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  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    After being entirely inspired by TheMostIncorrectHouseOfBlack on tumblr, this little ball of madness was born.

    Regulus: You know what would make that more… believable? The “YASS” hands.

    Voldemort: Excuse me?

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    i'll stop, at some point, maybe

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Harry is being pushed into a metaphorical corner, the corner of narratively forced romance with his newly boyband-aged nemesis-cum-lover Tom Riddle. Harry is also being pushed physically, by his aunt Petunia, out of the front door and into the arms of his new owner, also unfortunately Tom Riddle.

    Tom finds that no matter how hard he tries, he cannot hurt his new... Potter child. The universe just won't let him. It also won't let him perform any magic, which he finds much more objectionable.

    This fic is just Harry and Tom being pushed together by the invisible narrative and plot devices, which they notice and, at first, rather object to. But enough narrative interference can create some really compelling conditions for romance.

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    crack. this is crack. mental.

    i love it

    astrozist if you're seeing this I still have both hands on my screen

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    The Unspeakables live reasonably interesting lives, but, well, this just takes the cake.

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    The Unspeakables get very drunk and have some unspeakably good fun. Hermione maintains that none of this is her fault and no one is allowed to blame her.

    aka:

    “You know… if yuh, uh… think about it,” Hermione slurred, “Vol-voldeshort, he uh, he really sucked at ya know, dark lording.”

    “The robes are… jus’... so tacky. The… they’re the real crimes against humanity, ya know?”

    “Killin’... killin’ purse!”

    “I… it would be like… bitey! Like… the monster book Hagrid…”

    “We would make great Dark Lords... the entire Depar’ment… an’ Harry, too… have you heard 13’s evil laughter? It’s… beautiful…”

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    The war has ended but nothing has changed. Harry Potter can't help but think, he could - easily- take over Wizarding Britain. The only thing stopping him? Hermione Granger.

    Based on a prompt by Harmony and Co Tumblr.

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