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    A collection of fics about my Dark Urge, the Drummer! Can be read as standalones or in a series. Will occasionally be from other companions POV, but in the same universe. SPOILERS FOR DARK URGE QUESTLINES.

    The Drummer is one of many nicknames he"s gathered--he doesn"t have a single proper name. He"s a half-elf fighter/warlock (lore-wise I imagine he"s closer to a rancid cleric/sorcerer fusion but I wanted the pact blade so he"s a warlock in-game). He"s tall, strong, typically shirtless, not too smart even BEFORE the lobotomy, and doesn"t like to speak more than a few words at a time. He falls somewhere between resisting and embracing the Urge--he likes violence and doesn"t shy away from killing, and is most comfortable taking orders (even when they come from a disembodied voice or a little gremlin claiming to be your butler), but values his friends approval above all else, and isn"t keen on doing the aforementioned violence for anyone (or anyTHING)"s sake but his own.

    Here"s what he looks like. https://artfight.net/character/4056730.the-drummer-bg3-durge

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    After a particularly perilous fight that leaves Shadowheart far too close to death for comfort, she comes to a decision.

    An idiotic, unthinkably painful decision, but a path forward, nonetheless.

    She needs to become better at physical combat, fast.

    And, fortunately or unfortunately, she has recently made a tentative "truce" with an obnoxious yet admittedly adept Gith Warrior who for some ungodly reason seems to always erect her tent right across from her own.

    Well. Let"s see if Githyanki can be trusted on their word. Or, even better...coerced into a mutually beneficial arrangement. She"s certain there"s something she could offer the Gith. Twist to her advantage. If this could also make Lae"zel more bearable, all the better for her.

    Lady of Sorrows guide her. How badly could this go?

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    You lie in the space where pain does not live. You are half-made, incomplete. Perhaps she will make you beautiful.

    Five times The Dark Urge endured the care of Kressa Bonedaughter, and one time they did not.

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    Apparently, the Blade of Frontiers wants romance, not casual sex. Astarion devises a simple plan: steal the erotic novels Wyll keeps hidden in his tent, study up on what makes the man tick, and seduce himself a monster hunter. What could go wrong?

    Or: Astarion accidentally discovers the wonderful world of monsterfucker erotica.

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    Astarion saw a pale elf standing before him. He was tall, gaunt, fingers straining into claws. His body was contorted, hunched and shivering. His eyes — red, blood red — looked haggard and desperate, ringed with dark purple shadow. His pupils shook with an untamed frenzy.

    Astarion recognized that expression with an innate clarity, had seen it worn by his siblings countless times before.

    I have a mole on my cheek, he thought, dazed, before razor-sharp fangs tore into the flesh of his neck and ripped — warm. Bursting with blood.

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    Wyll and Astarion switch bodies. Wyll immediately loses control and bites Astarion. Astarion takes advantage of the aftermath to guilt trip him for far too long.

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    Holy people are forever bound to their gods, be it with a collar they chose to wear, or with their umbilical cord turned leash.

    A fallen Bhaalspawn attempts to find himself, perhaps save the world, with a group of other leashed people and a vampire who knows more than he lets on.

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    22 Jul 2024

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