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It’s Gale’s fortieth birthday party, and his friends rented his favorite winery for the evening. Things take a surprising turn when the wrong cake is delivered.
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Astarion decorates the holiday tree for the first time since losing Gale.
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Sometimes holidays are bittersweet
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Prematurely Perished Protocol by misslillianvalentine for SpellSparkler
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Dec 2024
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Gale unexpectedly dies in a fight, and Astarion will do anything to get him back. Luckily, Gale’s simulacrum is there to help.
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After Gale comes back to life, he gets cucked by his simulacrum.
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“You almost had it. Its name is K’ha’ssji’trach’ash,” the simulacrum explains, saying the word slowly. “The last part is in the back of the throat.”“If you don’t shut up, I’ll shove something to the back of your throat,” Astarion snaps back.
The simulacrum looks him up and down. “I’m not supposed to do that without Gale present, but I imagine he would indulge you if you ask nicely. I am anatomically accurate if you are wondering.”
Astarion is about to lose his gods damn mind. Gale’s dead, his simulacrum is talking about threesomes, and some fucking Mephit refuses to cooperate.
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Astarion finally comes clean about the hole in the wall.
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One time my friend and I were super bored so we raided my boyfriend’s bookcase for something to do. She found a book about hypnotism that looked pretty funny, so we decided to try and hypnotize each other.
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I'm Not Above Enjoying This by misslillianvalentine
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
08 Dec 2024
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It is the 50th anniversary of defeating the Nether Brain, and Astarion is making his way from the Underdark to Baldur’s Gate for some sort of celebration at Shadowheart’s insistence. A chance encounter with Yenna's granddaughter one night sets him on a path to kill a duke.
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“You can have your dagger back when you tell me who you want killed.” He twirls it between his fingers. This is the best lead he’s found all night, and he is not leaving without answers.
Rage flickers in her eyes again, and the tears stop. “Duke Thompson.”
Astarion starts to salivate. It has been ages since he tasted a Duke, and there are few things more decadent than the blood of someone who only eats the finest foods and drinks the most expensive wines. “Ha! You can’t kill a Duke.”
“Yes, I can.” She crosses her arms and glares at him.
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Gale is a Waterdhavian politician, and Astarion is his best operative. Over the series, they win elections, fall in love, adjust to domestic life, and support their friends.
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Memes by Lilly Valentine (misslillianvalentine), misslillianvalentine
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Dec 2024
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31 Gays of Summer - misslillianvalentine by misslillianvalentine
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03 Aug 2024
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Lemonade isn't the Only Thing That Makes Gales Heart Race by misslillianvalentine
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Jul 2024
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Gale is a member of a class action lawsuit against Pandora's Box, and Astarion is his lawyer.
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Brought to you by The Crack Shack on Bloodweave Brainrot
Astarion's moved into his new apartment in Waterdeep, but he's not quite settled in. A package mix up sends him to the door of one Gale Dekarios and well shenanigans ensue
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28 Dec 2024
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Astarion takes Gale on a special wine country excursion, but Gale gets a bit too drunk and ends up with his hand in a place that it does not belong.
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Setting: Wine Tasting
Plot: Wrong Package
Kink: Humiliation
Wildcard: Kneading Bread DoughThis fic happened because of Bloodweave Brainrot Friday Night Crack Shack shenanigans and I make no apologies, nor offer any explanations.
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Bookmarked by misslillianvalentine
28 Dec 2024
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“Now, now this is just a misunderstanding, sir,” the man tried to smooth things over, desperate now that he was being called out by more than one person. “This gentleman just isn’t happy with the price is all. No scams here, I can assure you.”
The newcomer moved to Astarion’s side, regarding both of the pieces in Astarion’s hands through thick-framed glasses. He took in the discolored glue, bent corners, and the offending cloak before shaking his head.
“This gentleman is correct, my friend,” he said, adjusting his glasses. “These pieces are in no position to sell as ‘Like New’ or ‘MIB. Ha, you call this Mint in Box with the paint chipping on the face?’ It looks as if someone put too much blush on the ‘Lady of Loss’ herself.”
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A confrontation at an antique toy show brings Gale of Waterdeep Collectibles into Astarion's life.- Language:
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24 Dec 2024
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A New Beginning by AcrylicAgony for cloudsmachinations
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 Dec 2024
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After a year of travelling the Sword Coast as a sell sword, Astarion contends with experiencing their first holiday season as a free spawn, in the dead of winter, alone and miserable, in Waterdeep.
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24 Dec 2024
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Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya (I’ll Cry If I Want To) by ankarios for patheticfangirl
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Dec 2024
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An invitation to an old manor with a new resident turns into some unexpected fun.
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Bookmarked by misslillianvalentine
24 Dec 2024