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    Ask Meme Request: [includes the phrase “whatever you think is funniest!”]
    Me, a person who revels in comedy: [nervous laughter in the direction of revolutionary conspiracy]

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    Written for the tumblr "Arranged Marriage Starters" ask meme request:
    "this isn't quite what I expected" Hinata and [whomever you think would be funniest.]

    ......I did not pick what would be funniest.

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    “Yeah you are,” she dismisses. He is. She loves him for it, but he is. She barrels on ahead. “You friends with blondie? Pulling pranks and skipping school and all that crap usually means friends, doesn’t it?”

    Kiba blinks at her, and then at Naruto. Naruto stares back, wide-eyed, and then crosses his arms and pouts to the side, refusing to watch the answer. Kiba looks back up at her, brow pinched in confusion. “Um, I mean—yeah? I guess?”

    “Hm,” Tsume hums, and feels the tension ratchet up. Umino looks ready to say something, maybe undercut the rising discomfort with a deflection. Good instinct, if he’s trying to protect Naruto the way she thinks. “Fine. Uzumaki, you’re coming with us.”

    “Eh?!” the kid yells. “Wh-what for? I’m not gonna take Kiba’s lecture for him, y’know!”

    “I was thinking more that if my kid has friends, that they should probably have dinner at our house at some point.”

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    There's a pair of married kunoichi in town, new and strange and adopting Naruto like it's nothing. One's an Uzumaki by blood, and the other by marriage, and Kakashi's swept up into their wake with only a token complaint.

    They give him an excuse to visit Naruto, and if that means turning a blind eye to the things they do that nobody understands, then Kakashi's fine with that. The Hokage signed off on it, after all, so everything's fine.

    Obviously.

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    Aizawa Shouta has two current headaches in his life:

    1. The case he and Tsukauchi are working on. It’s both ridiculous and a complete dead end. Like seriously? Do you really expect him to believe that a nine-tailed fox came into a game shop, ransacked the building, and then decided to recite bad poetry to the cashier? Come on, Shouta’s not an idiot.

    2. His new neighbors are very concerning. Concerning in that Kakashi is definitely not related to Shikamaru, and therefore Shouta’s 90% sure that Kakashi kidnapped said child. The only other explanation is that the exhausted six-year-old willingly chose to live with Kakashi, and that just makes no sense. In Shouta’s humble opinion, no one would choose to live with someone who thinks that porn is the pinnacle of literature.

    If only both of his headaches could be solved with some ibuprofen. Unfortunately, that’s not an option.

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    The paperwork that comes with being the Maelstrom Alchemist's superior officer is going to give Kakashi an ulcer one of these days.

    Day 4: In another world

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