millenniumdevil
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How cake changed the Wizarding World by millenniumdevil
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2020
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Voldemort starts off trying to kill Harry, but ends up eating cake with him.
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Certain foolish perfect hours by danegen
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2022
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“I was just thinking,” Wei Wuxian says, as he drags his brush across Lan Wangji’s formerly immaculate work. “Your Silence spell is unnecessary, not to mention cruel. After all, if you want me to be quiet, there are much more effective methods.”
Lan Wangji knows that he is being set up for another of Wei Wuxian’s pranks, but he can’t help himself. “What methods?”
Wei Wuxian beams in triumph, and Lan Wangji’s heart sinks. “Kissing, of course!”Or at cultivator summer camp, Wei Wuxian offers to give Lan Wangji kissing lessons. Lan Wangji is, as always, an excellent student.
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23 Dec 2024
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Rattling our cages by danegen
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Sep 2022
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“You’re freaking out,” Mianmian says as she pokes his forehead. “You think so loudly. It must be a nightmare in your head.”
“I haven’t even met him. I signed that fucking contract and pledged myself to a guy I’ve never even seen!”
“Yeah, to the most handsome man in the country. Literally. There was a vote.”
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Or: The worst omega is hired to be the best alpha's concubine. Awkward hair-combing ensues.
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23 Dec 2024
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The most unnerving thing about this entire situation, Alex thought, as he flopped gloomily onto the duvet, was just how middle-of-the-road Yassen’s tastes were outside of his choice of career. Not for him the marble and gold, hookers and blow lifestyle of your average career criminal. All Yassen Gregorovich wanted to do after hard week assassinating, was to order a takeaway, open a nice bottle of wine and spend some quality time with his favourite person in the whole wide world.
Which, unfortunately for Alex, happened to be him.
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15 Dec 2024
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Alex and Yassen are undercover as a couple on board a luxury cruise ship. Their mission is to disrupt an arms deal.
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15 Dec 2024
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Love 'em and leave 'em fast by danegen
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 May 2024
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Wei Ying loves hookups. He especially loves hooking up with gorgeous people who are a little mean. But there’s a difference between a little mean and whatever Lan Zhan has going on. Which is why Wei Ying has the most confused boner of his life.
But it’s not like he’s afraid of Lan Zhan. He should just text the hot guy who’s obviously hot for him, let the hot guy fuck his brains out, and then forget about the hot guy completely. That’s what hot people are for.
It's so rude when the creep at the coffee shop turns out to be really good at sex and then also wants to date you. Who expected that? Not Wei Ying, that's for sure!
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15 Dec 2024