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    Suddenly a new voice, gruffer, deeper, says, “What are you doing?” and Tim goes cold all over. That’s Bruce. That’s Bruce speaking a full sentence for the first time today and of course it’s when Tim is hurling his guts out in the bathroom and didn’t want him to know about it.

    Shit.

    “Picking the lock,” Jason says, like it’s obvious. “Didn’t think you’d appreciate me breaking the door down. I can, if you want. I am absolutely fine with that option actually.”

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    Bruce is in a bad mood after a case doesn’t go entirely to plan, and Tim is determined not to do anything to make it worse.

    Unfortunately, his shrimp allergy didn’t get that memo.

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    30 Dec 2024

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    ‘Stop right now. Or I’ll bite you.’

    Jason wavered but he still inched closer.

    ‘I will bite you, Jason,’ Tim promised, ‘come near me and I will bite you.’

    ‘No biting in the elevator.’

    ‘Silence, Richard! I am eager to see how this progresses.’

    Or: The batboys get stuck in an elevator and it goes just as badly as you’d expect.

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    28 Dec 2024

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    ‘You shot me!’ Jason gasped, stunned, ‘Holy shit, you actually shot me.’

    Tim’s eyes widened and he froze. They stared at each other for a second, dumbstruck and then-

    ‘Don’t tell Bruce.’

    Or: The family enjoy a normal movie night. Except Jason has a gunshot wound and Tim’s the only one who knows and oh- that’s because Tim’s the one who shot him and they really, really need to find a way to leave before anyone finds out.

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    28 Dec 2024

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    Jason was going to die.

    He was going to die in the dingy corridor of a rundown apartment complex.

    Fitting, something in the back of his mind snarled, this is exactly what you deserve.

    Or: Jason’s having panic attacks, he misses his family and he wants to go home. It's that simple. But Jason's never been good at making things easy for himself.

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    28 Dec 2024

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    ‘Jason-’ Stephanie started sweetly.

    ‘Here we go,’ Tim grumbled under his breath and Stephanie shot him a glare.

    ‘-I will give you two hundred dollars for that railroad station.’

    Or: The family plays Monopoly and it goes exactly how you’d expect (Monopoly is played, won and thrown at someone’s face).

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