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    It's been too long. His brain is full of static, his body tight and miserable.

    Wade is fucking jonesing for another one of their games.

    "Whaddya say, big boy?" he wheedles. "A midnight run through the state park? You grab me and have your filthy way with me and then we get teriyaki? Then maybe you have your filthy way with me again?"

    Logan flashes a smile. "You really know how to woo a guy, don't you, Red?"

    "Helps when the guy has very, very simple needs," Wade teases, and Logan's eyes shine dark even as his teeth still smile.

    (In which Wade Wilson's coping mechanisms are normal and work great, thank you very much.)

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    25 Aug 2024

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    The first time he hears it is actually in that goddamned Honda Odyssey.

    He's got Logan on his back, his blood is dripping into Logan's mouth, and the maniac grins, this ferocious, alight sort of smile, and right before Wade gets shot straight through the roof of the van, he swears that he can hear a low, steady rumble somewhere under all the wet sounds of blood-soaked breaths and angered growls.

    Since people don't purr, he's actually pretty sure it's a rattling wheeze; a horrible wet asthmatic sound because Wade has a knife in his lung, but that doesn't mean he's not going to be an asshole about it.

    "Aw, listen to that, is kitty purring?" Wade jeers, twisting his knife in Logan's chest. "Kitty's happy to get put in his place?"

    (In which people from Logan's universe have some interesting traits.)

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    25 Aug 2024

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    "Well, the problem is that our fight in the car was really hot, and whenever I think about it, I get horny," Wade explains, in one breath. "And I don't think I should tell you, because you're going try to kill me, again. Which means I'm going to get horny and hornier until my dick falls off, which is a pity, because you don't know what you're missing."

    Fuck, Wade really needs to learn when to shut up.

    "You want to get fucked, that's the problem?" Logan asks.

    "No!" Wade immediately says. "Yes! Fuck, I don't know."


    Updated with bonus chapter: getting together

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    "Wade," he barks, "what can I do to make you shut up? Just for five minutes."

    "I dunno, cupcakes, but I think this is a pretty impossible mission you gave yourself. Mission: Impossible." Wade laughs, "God, gotta love that movie though. Tom Cruise is a babe, even when he's old. I loved him as Lestat, by the way. Did you see that movie—"

    Logan grabs Wade's jaw and presses his thumb against his mouth.

    "Shhhh."

    Wade looks at him and nods slowly.
    His fingertips are still on Wade's lips, and Wade looks pleasantly shocked that Logan chose not to punch him to shut him up. Logan did consider it, but a more peaceful approach seemed to work better. He doesn't know if it's the way his shushing came out strangely hoarse, but for a moment, Wade is quiet.

    He stares at Logan with slightly widened eyes, and the moment stretches on until the bastard sucks Logan's finger, coating it with warm, viscous saliva.

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    Wade can't sleep. Conveniently, neither can Logan.

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