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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    This is going to be a collection of ineffable husbands short fics.

    The tags will each correlate directly with a chapter title of the same name - and in the same order - so if you see a tag you like the sound of, find it in the chapter index!

    Every chapter is stand alone, and will vary in rating - the overall fic rating will go up alongside any more explict fics - but rating, warnings and a summary will be in the notes before each chapter, so no unwanted surprises.

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    23 Apr 2024

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    As usual, Crowley had decided to open his mouth before thinking about what exactly it was that he was about to let spill forth from it. As a result of this, unsurprisingly, he was now in a spot of hot water. Boiling water. Possibly water so hot that it had gone ahead and become some kind of pyroclastic steam.

    At least Aziraphale could usually be relied upon to take pity on him. This was a big ask though, even by Crowley's please-let-me-keep-empty-aerosol-cans-in-your-cellar-it's-nothing-illegal-I-swear standards. This was, without a doubt, a bigger ask than the aerosol cans.

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    23 Apr 2024

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  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    The city was empty and neither flock of angels nor horde of demons had come to thwart them for a final time. Their last gift, perhaps. After all, this was it. This was actually the end.

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    06 Feb 2024

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    Apocalyptic ouch

  4. Public Bookmark 99

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    Demons can't fly after their Fall, but Angels can.

    [From a prompt asking for chronic pain Crowley, with a little dash of Fall trauma around flying thrown in.]

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    29 Jan 2024

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    Flying trauma and angst and UGH

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    Other angels had Fallen, but Aziraphale held on to the hope that the starmaker wouldn't... until he sees him stumble, the tips of his feathers burning slowly but surely, turning flawless white into pitch black and fire red.

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    14 Jan 2024

  6. Public Bookmark 24

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    “You won’t lose me, Crowley,” he says softly, and this he is sure of, as sure as the sun rises on the east – maybe for the last time, maybe not at all. “Not now. Not if… not if I can help it.”

    I’know, ‘ngel,” Crowley mumbles, but he still sounded incredulous, disbelieving, and that… That won’t do.

    So instead Aziraphale says, “I love you."

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    There is a hush that comes at the end of the world. Aziraphale dreams of a cottage, a garden. A life with Crowley that he can't have. Not anymore.

    He dreams nonetheless.

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    23 Oct 2023

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    Heaven receives an unlikely prayer. A prayer accountant is having a strange day.

    ༻❁༺

    Or: Crowley is drunk, and heartsick, and hurting, and he does what any human does best when facing off adversity.

    He prays to Aziraphale.

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    23 Oct 2023

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  8. Public Bookmark 24

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    Aziraphale is gone, and Crowley is alone on Earth for the first time in his existence.

    post season 2 - NOT a fix-it fic lol

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    21 Oct 2023

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    fluffy meta turns to ANGST AND PAIN and it is DELICIOUS

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    “I… I wanted to talk to you.”

    Crowley hated that this voice, his voice, rendered him so vulnerable. Fortunately for him, he had always been good at hiding how he was feeling. He always managed to ignore the cracks, no matter how many times his heart had broken through the millennia. He always retrieved the pieces and glued them back together, over and over, a bit messier, a bit more cluttered each time. It didn’t matter that it didn’t hold its original shape, because it held. It always did.

    Until Aziraphale had turned those pieces to dust, that day.

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    Aziraphale returns after a long time. Crowley doesn't know how to act around him.

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    02 Oct 2023

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    Ouch 🥲 pain and angst that isn’t a fix it of s2 but leads us to it

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    A comic-fic collaboration with @Doodle.Skabootle on IG!

    In the aftermath of their separation, Crowley looks for himself at the bottom of a bottle, and perhaps the bottom of a certain tartan thermos.

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    01 Oct 2023

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    ouch :')

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    "Aziraphale, please, I’ve loved you for eons,” Crowley reached out and grasped his hand. Instantly, intense fear from Aziraphale’s essence shot through Crowley and he staggered back with a gasp.

    Aziraphale was shaking his head roughly, stepping backwards, too. “Stop,” he said faintly, agony in his eyes. “I can’t give you what you want. I can’t do this, Crowley,” he lamented. His face hardened. “I won’t.
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    After waiting for 6,000 years, panicked and feeling as if they've run out of time, Crowley confesses his love at the bandstand. Aziraphale rejects him anyway.

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    13 Sep 2023

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    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
    they pine and it’s WORTH IT!! post s1, not s2 compliant

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    Aziraphale has read every book in his shop at least once. He has reread some of his favored volumes dozens of times, has memorized whole great swaths of them. If his own words are insufficient to convince Crowley of his sincerity, then perhaps the words of others can!

    (He might have the decency to ask the books what they thought of this plan. The books had been watching the two of them for over a hundred years, and certainly had a great deal to say on the matter. But Aziraphale neglects to consult them, and thus will be very unprepared for what happens next.)

    Back on earth, Aziraphale tries to apologize.

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    12 Sep 2023

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    fixing the end of s2 because we're all broken about it but now our hearts are glued back together with gold and scotch tape

  13. Public Bookmark 75

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    After finally sharing his last and oldest secret with Crowley, Aziraphale feels brave enough to confess his feelings, and explore what intimacy means for the both of them.

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    11 Sep 2023

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    Eldritch horror au with a magnificent fic at the end that SENT ME INTO ORBIT

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    Jesus fucking Christ, he’s in love with Crowley.

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    11 Sep 2023

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    ABSOLUTELY HOWLING. They bargain, torture themselves, and end up the way they were always meant to.

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    I'll be your mirror; reflect what you are, in case you don't know.

    Crowley drummed his fingers briefly against his mug, and then sat back a little in his chair. He gave Aziraphale a long, appraising glance, and then seemed to come to some decision. “Listen, angel,” he said, “let me pitch you something.”

    Lulled by the familiar patter of Crowley’s voice as he was, Aziraphale still recognised this to be vaguely dangerous territory. He swallowed. “Go on,” he said.

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    05 Sep 2023

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    "I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.

    Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.

    "Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.

    "Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."

    "Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.


    An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.

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    01 Sep 2023

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    WHAT THE FUCKING INEFFABLE

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    "The internet, Aziraphale!" Crowley says. "This is what the internet is for. This is, quite literally, what the internet is for."

    "Oh," Aziraphale says, and Crowley knows, he just knows, that Aziraphale is going to say something about how it's jolly useful for hard-to-find first editions and tickets for the Last Night of the Proms.

    or, Aziraphale and Crowley find sex confusing.

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    30 Aug 2023

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    “I have standards,” Aziraphale huffed.

    “Don’t I know it,” Crowley sighed. And then, like he’d done it a hundred times before, he covered Aziraphale’s hand with his.

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    30 Aug 2023

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    Wherein Aziraphale is an eldritch horror who pretends to be an angel.

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    11 Aug 2023

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    Post-season-two. Crowley's moping, Aziraphale wants to fix things, and turns out, there's enough blame to go around.

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    “You’re being ridiculous.”

    Crowley very nearly falls over.

    Like, actually. He very nearly loses balance for no reason at all and tumbles to the sidewalk next to his car. He’s been playing Aziraphale’s voice in his head for weeks, he’s been trying very hard to drown out the sound of it, in fact, and now suddenly, abruptly—

    “What are you doing here,” is all he can think to say. He whirls around, and there he is. On Crowley’s right, standing there like he’d never left. Where he belongs, Crowley’s mind helpfully supplies. He wishes he could punch himself in the brain, knock the thoughts right on out of there.

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    09 Aug 2023

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