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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Crowley is in desperate need of a new job, but it"s not easy finding a job as a nanny when you"re a man in your forties.

    Enter the ridiculously attractive - and recently widowed - Professor Aziraphale Fell, who needs a nanny for his infant twins, Adam and Warlock.

    Crowley is smitten instantly, but there"s not a snowball"s chance in Hell of anything happening, so he can just get on with his job. Right?

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    11 Jan 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    Aziraphale questioned how he got to this point in his life. With a quick mental check, he realised that there were four uncomfortable truths he had to come to terms with in very quick succession:

    1. He was 50 years old, and had never done anything as insane as this in his quiet, celibate life.

    2. There was a pretty obvious reason why he"d reluctantly chosen a career as a priest.

    3. He didn’t particularly hate the fact that his bastard friend thought a strip club was a good idea to celebrate his Golden Birthday.

    4. He might be irrevocably in love with the half naked, 30-something red-head currently giving him a lap dance in the middle of said strip club.

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    11 Jan 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    It’s the very first morning of the rest of their lives. No one’s watching. Nothing to prove to anyone, not anymore. Just the two of them. Together.

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    24 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    ✨COMPLETE✨

    The collaborative brainchild of myself and @suzypfonne!

    When Anthony Jasper Crowley’s pet science project unexpectedly launches him 220 years into the past, he finds a lot more than he’d ever bargained for in the man whose name has been on the front of his building for centuries.

    New chapters will be posted every Tuesday and Friday! (No, really. I promise.) EDIT: I kept my promise. Twice-a-week updates, without fail, from June 28 to October 8.

    Cover art by me 💛

    (The Dream Team is back — myself writing, @suzypfonne beta-reading, and @sparkyshinymagpie coding the social-media conversations)

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    02 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    Anthony J. Crowley is a hotshot investigative reporter for the Ineffable Times, and he loves it. More precisely, he loves digging into things people don"t want dug into, exposing horrible people for the monsters they are.

    He also loves his co-worker Aziraphale Eastgate - who he"s not entirely sure knows he exists. Aziraphale runs the society desk, and Crowley"s fairly certain he"s an angel come to earth. When Aziraphale smiles his supernova smile, Crowley feels like all his problems just melt away. He"d give anything to see that smile - and know he caused it. Unfortunately, a strict no-fraternization policy has kept him from making a move. ...Well, that and his bone-deep certainty he’s nowhere good enough for an angel like Aziraphale.

    That doesn’t mean he can’t pull some strings to make the angel smile, right? What the Powers That Be don"t know can"t hurt them.... right?

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    04 Nov 2024