lorkhansweenis
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Domestic Bliss by lorkhansweenis
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Penis Survival Multiplayer
04 Jan 2023
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Shitty goes on a mission to imprison Penis. It doesn"t go as expected.
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Written for Year of the OTP 2023, January.
Prompt: mission fic.
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- Part 2 of Year of the OTP 2023 (Shittypenis)
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I Don"t Wanna Talk (I Just Want to Cry) by lorkhansweenis
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Penis Survival Multiplayer
02 Jan 2023
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Shitty remembers his first kiss with Penis.
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Written for Year of the OTP 2023, January.
Prompt: first kiss.
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- Part 1 of Year of the OTP 2023 (Shittypenis)
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Now your life is back-to-front by lorkhansweenis
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Penis Survival Multiplayer
14 May 2022
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Takes place right after the Anus Ravine war, when Penis traps Shitty in the cave and leaves him to rot, except he doesn"t because I don"t want him to do that. Everything after post-war is not happening.
. . . If ur just here for the lolz and haven"t read the lore, ^basically before the electrocution scene.
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Why does it always seem to come back to him? To Shitty? Shitty doesn"t care about Penis anymore - he hasn"t for a while now. . . So why does it still hurt so badly, why can"t he let go of this intangible pain? Of Shitty?
Takes place at the start of the "Penis becoming a better person" arc if that hasn"t been renamed
Recent series
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Year of the OTP 2023 (Shittypenis) by lorkhansweenis
Fandom: Penis Survival Multiplayer, Video Blogging RPF
04 Jan 2023
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Her Kingdom as Great by MarbleGlove
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Labyrinth (1986), Stargate SG-1
03 Aug 2020
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What"s said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied.
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09 Aug 2024
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Three is a crowd by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jan 2024
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Wade meets Peter first and Spider-Man second but comes to the obvious conclusion anyway: Peter Parker must be the secret flame Spidey is trying to protect with the whole secret-identity shebang. While Deadpool might be morally lax in many ways, he is not a homewrecker, even if Peter is all soft smiles and doe-eyes.
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29 Jun 2024
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Something Like Home by PeetiesPetals
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
20 Jan 2024
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This is a continuation of the series Of Sunshine and Hyperspace. If you have not read Part 1, I highly suggest going back and doing so.
The threads of Fate have thrown your life into chaos once more, scattering the puzzle pieces to the Galaxy"s far ends. You must survive, but the cost is high. With so much already lost and so much at stake, will you ever truly belong somewhere again?
You and Din must find each other, and then yourselves, as the story continues.
This is a reader-insert fiction that loosely follows The Mandalorian, starting towards the end of Season 2, while on Tython. This is an explicit story with violent and sexual themes, which will have trigger warnings at the start of each chapter.
I do not give permission for this story to be copied, reposted, or translated.
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- Part 2 of Of Sunshine and Hyperspace
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then out of nowhere, somebody comes and hits you with an ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jun 2023
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A man with spider-themed superpowers accidentally breaks into Wade"s apartment.
Or, that fic in which Wade shoots at a shadow, makes a twink some pancakes, attempts to read several scientific papers, orders a dozen bagels and winds up with fourteen, is accused of smoking too much weed, falsifies medical documents, eats churros in Central Park, sings opera, encounters a dead-end, pretends he"s filming a movie about ninjas and wizards, and—somewhere along the way—meets the love of his life.
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15 Oct 2023
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Asylums for the Feeling by rivalactions
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Dec 2023
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"Your mask. Take it off."
"I"m not-" Corpse started with a hollow laugh of disbelief, like he thinks that this is just a weird prank Sykkuno is playing on him. "I- no. I"m not taking it off, Sy."
"I need to see. Whatever you’re hiding, I need to know. I need to know what you’re keeping from me, what you know, what happened, I need to know, before it happens again or I find out you’re lying to me or you’re not who you say you are, if you if you killed all those people, I need-” His voice continued until he ran out of breath, dropping his head down as he tried steadying himself again.
[ Sykkuno is looking for an Earth 2.0. Corpse is the last survivor of his crew. There"s something off about this planet. ]
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30 Mar 2023