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Tired of Richie, Carm and Sydney come up with a plan to get back at him.
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20 Jul 2024
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Chapter 13 of Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody has transfigured Draco Malfoy into a ferret.
Humiliated and terrified he is bounced up and down, harsher and harsher.
In canon, plot-armour saves him.
Here? Plot-armour means nothing.
Draco Malfoy is dead.
And nothing will ever be the same again.Featuring: Wolfstar adopting Harry, the Slytherins also adopting Harry, and Harry attempting to adopt half the school. Also a kickass Pansy, a lovable Theo Knott, Blaise Zabini's mum being awesome, and Ron not being a homophobic or slyther-phobic git. And Ginny's so gay for Luna. But we all knew that anyway.
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- Part 1 of River's Harry Potter Fanfics
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09 Apr 2024
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Harry was never sorted into Gryffindor and instead ended up in Slytherin. Without Ron and Hermione around her, she reconsiders Draco's offer of friendship. What begins as a relationship of convenience becomes the rise of Slytherin's power couple.
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- Part 1 of A Song of Heroes and Serpents
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09 Apr 2024
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Horror strikes him down where he stands, then. He sways, stumbles to put his back to the living room wall. Harry is woozy in disbelief, watching the two words slashed into his chest in livid red just like the scar on his forehead. ‘AVADA KEDAVRA.’
He knows those words, the first he can remember, his earliest memory. It feels like he hasn’t breathed in minutes. When he comes back to the moment, he finds that perhaps he hasn’t. Harry gasps for air like a fish does for water, and doesn’t find it. His back has slid down the wall somehow and his hands grip his head, hair clenched in fists.
Then he realizes he’s actually panting, a ringing in his ears, blocking out whatever it is people are saying to him. Hermione crouches in front of him where he can’t possibly miss her, palms settling gently on his knees.
“Harry,” she’s saying. “Harry, it’s going to be alright.”
How?
How can it ever possibly be alright again?
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In a world where the first words you ever speak to your soulmate appear once both soulmates have turned seventeen, Harry receives a bit of bad news.
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In which Harry fashions himself into a war bride.
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05 Sep 2023
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Iruka narrows his eyes and crosses his arms.
“Tell me why I’m here.”
“You need the money,” Kakashi says, brunt and cruel. “And I need a sugar baby.”
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09 Jul 2023