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Kitchen Bomb Caramel (Dulce de Leche)
So apparently exposure to terror leaves me calm instead. Which I only realized after my first reaction to the incineration of Boyfriend Monreal was to create a bomb in my kitchen.Stu "Stew" Briggs writes a food crimes blog to cope with the stress of Blaseball. Then ae gets Revoked and sent to Houston.
Or: a good cook makes bad things on purpose.
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the wax dripping from our wings by Agent O (liquidCitrus)
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
19 Jun 2022
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Marco Escobar is standing at the window, arms clasped behind their back, staring out at the corona of the eclipse above An Undisclosed Location. They are standing next to a strategically placed air vent specifically to make their trenchcoat flap dramatically in the breeze, a bit of unnecessary theatrics that elevates the weekly meeting beyond something held at a laminate table underneath faintly buzzing fluorescent lights. They continue: "We need to prevent the Crabs from ascending."
In a universe where the Spies do not get Reverbed midway through season 9, they win the season 9 championships. And then they get cursed by a god.
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There's bookcases on the walls, several populated with books. Math selects one. It describes a game called blaseball. Math puts it down and picks out another one. It is also about blaseball. A third is about blaseball. In an increasing panic, Math looks at another, and another, and another -
An unexpected sound. Someone else is there.
"Where is this? Who are you? Do you know what's going on?" the interloper says.
The Spies live, love, and only occasionally die, in a universe where there is nothing for Blaseball players to interact with outside of Blaseball itself.
...Or, rather, where there's supposed to be nothing for them to interact with outside of Blaseball itself.
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"You do not need an unrelated batter who wears my name."
Jaylen Hotdogfingers makes one last sacrifice.
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An assortment of things too short to be their own fics (less than 1k words), collected as chapters here so as not to crowd tags or my profile.
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“Can’t expect you to have any fear of the Gods, huh.”
They’re hoping to make them smile, maybe laugh. They get neither. “Guess not.”
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Over the course of Season 17, Reese Clark talks to Nagomi Mcdaniel three times.
Bookmarked by Agent O (liquidCitrus)
07 May 2021